(Ignore this) Celesting x Metronette stuff to cope

Incorrect Quotes Collection

!Code names!
C = Celesting
M = Metronette
N = Nevermare
MB = Mistlebud
G = Gargolem
NY = Nymaurea
F = Festifir
W = Wabalisc
A = Akhalos

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C : "Tbh, you look better in this outfit"
M : "I like my old shit better"
C : "I HANDMADE THIS WITH LOVE"
M :"ForgetWhatISaid,ILoveItAndIAppreciateYouMakingItForMe"
C : "Yay :D"

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C : "You wanna hold hands? Pfft, how peverted"
M : "Bitch, WE KISSED UNDER THE MISTLEBUD"

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MB : "Aye bro, remember to go with the flow"
Seconds later
M : "Uh... want candy?"
Mistlebud Facepalm

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N : "Oh, you like that thing? He got a collection of expired candies in there"
C : "I would like to Marry him..."
N : "Excuse me"

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MB : "Hehehe, i should float ontop of them, perfect prank!"
MB at Celesnette wedding later on : "Well... that took a turn..."

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C : "Takes a bite out of a cookie, want some?"
M : "Sure..."
M (in mind) : "INDIRECT KISS, INDIRECT KISS AA-"

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C : "Do you think Metro will like this?"
N : "Mf, that's a fucking bowl of sweets, he'll even eat the bowl with your fingerprints on it"

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M : "What kind of gifts would Celeste like?"
G : "YOU HAVE A GF? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME???"
M : "Bro, she's scared of graveyards-"

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MB : "Hey, i just wanna say, you left this at the cabin"
M : "How did you know it was mine?"
MB : "The "love you, Celeste <3" is obvious enough"

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C : "Hey, Nyrea, i need help"
NY : "Heh??? What happened?"
C : "Metro ran out of Candy"
NY : "And?"
C : "..."
NY : "SERIOUSLY? JUST THAT?!"

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C : "So i was thinking... that nutcracker outfit might need some improvements"
M : "At what part?"
C : "Around this part of the scarf... i need to fix this"
C (in mind) : "Oh... i can feel his breath..."
M (in mind) : "This is... very close..."
F : "Guys, i am right here"

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The Christmas family when Celesting got a BF : "WOO!!! PARTY!!! CONGARTS!! SUPPORTIVE FAMILY NOISES!!!"
The Halloween family when Metronette got a GF : "Okay"

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W : "You know, ever since that candy addict visited Jolly Village, i've been third-wheeling this entire fucking time"

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N : "Why is Metronette crying?"
G : "Because Celesting won't do the pocky thing with him"
N : "Oh, that's dumber than i thought"
M : "STFU, SHE ALSO SAID THAT SHE NEEDED SOME TIME, I MISS HER SO MUCH WAAA"
N : "We're bringing you to therapy"

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M : "FutureWifeAndGirlfriendSayWhat"
C : "Pardon?"
M : "..."
C : "..."
M : "Ouch"

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MB : "Hey Celeste, you free on friday?"
C : "Yea, why?"
MB : "Metro, you free on friday?"
M : "Yea, i guess..."
MB : "Well, i'm not, so feel free to go Nyrea's bakery without me"
C & M : "What"

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A : "So, why are we here again?"
G : "Idk, something about getting along or something"
W : "Celeste and Metro wants both of their families to get along before they get married so they won't run into any trouble later on"
A, G, and N : "THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED?"
W : "Well, i heard they were planning it"
N : "Fuck you all, i ain't calling you all my 'siblings-in-law'"

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M : "I am questioning humanity"
C : "But, we're not humans tho"
M : "I am questioning Loomianity"

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MB : "The fitness gram pacer test is-"
F : "WE'RE BEEN TROUGH THIS MISTLEBUD, WE GET IT, YOU WANNA MARRY THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST"
MB : "..."

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M : "Give me your hand"
C : "I don't have one"
M : "Well then, may i use the one end of your ribbon?"
C : "Sure, but why-"
M : "Celeste, will you... marry me?"
C : "Uh... Metro... this is a ring pop, but i'll take it"

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C : "ME AND METRO ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!"
M : "She means 'we're dating'"

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NY : "Why does Celesting call you 'babygirl'"?
M : "And why do you call Duskit 'my little emo chocolate cake'"?
NY : "..."
M : "Now it's fair"

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