3rd PERSON
"Alex is tired and wants a cookie" Alex said while eating daddy's french fries
"Go away Alex" Emma said while gulping down country humans fanfics
"Mmhh I love cumming on these trees" he said"GAR ROAR BARK GROWLLLLLLLL" inari said in a respectful manor
"Please give Alex a cookie he really wants one" Alex begged while holding up a gun
"Alex, it's ok don't shoot we love you" kai sobbed while smelling a rusty nail
"Please shoot and end my suffering" Emma said while sucking off the Third Reich like the Nazi country humans fan he is
"GRR WOOF WOOF HAR RAR" Inari begged
"SAY POTATO IF YOU'RE ALL RIGHT" kai sobbed
"ALEX IS SHOOTING" Alex said while rapidly
Everyone had multiple bullet injuries (even Alex) and spent 2 months in the hospital
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