Stupid Chats Ig?

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A/N: no bc some stuff in this chpt are actual convos i had w my friends.

gossipgirls xoxo💀🤭

virgin💀
Imagine you're dating okkotsu and suddenly ur dead🧍
04:34 a.m
Imagine ur dating yuji nd suddenly sukuna takes over nd chokes u in the wrong way🧍
Gojo-san took the blindfold kink too literally🧍
Imagine ur fucking toji nd suddenly his worm feels weird
Sukuna took: "taking ur heart"
too srsly🧍
Nobora took: "nailed" too srsly
Imagine toge used cursed
speech on u🧍
Megumi's a furry🧍
Wouldnt it be weird if some1 fucks sukuna?
Cuz like he's in yujis body
So technically ur fucking yuji
But he dosent know that.
Bc sukuna took over
Is that rape?
It is right?!
OML NO
HELPPPO I THOUGHT TOO MUCH
04:38 a.m

loser🙄 is online

loser🙄
S

tfu and go. To. Sleep.
Also ur disgusting

loser🙄 is offline

virgin💀
Hoe.

virgin💀 is offline
04:40 a.m

malewife is online
04:45 a.m

malewife
Wtf y/n
Rika wouldnt kill anyone anymore (unless i dont ask her to)
Do you even know what I'm doing rn?
Also, what is wrong w u?
Like kid get some rest.
Please do us this favor and go to sleep

virgin💀 is online

virgin💀
YKW?!
i was gonna
But fuck you and your none existing sleeping schedule
Bc
No idk wtf ur doing in africa
Bc its none of my fucking business senpai

malewife
Since when do you care abt privacy?

virgin💀
I dont
I just dont care abt u

malewife is offline
virgin💀 is offline

notsodicklessfish is online
06:21 a.m

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otsodicklessfish
DAMN
Bestieee ur hilarious🤭😋

But wtf is the sukuna pt?🤨

bi-saster is online

bi-saster
Honestly
I was wondering that 2

blind af is online
Panda is online
fakeginger is online
loser🙄 is online

blind af
Wondering wtf y/n is doing?
Or thesukuna pt???

bi-saster
Well both
But like
It would be right??,

Panda
Ofc it would be!

fakeginger
Also ur a fucking minor

bi-saster
🧍

loser🙄
Y/n's existence is so worrying