No one:
Me: I want to see countries beat each other up for the lols.
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Me: *posts something*
Me, a few seconds later: I made a huge mistake—
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Me: Who's life should I ruin today? *spins the wheel of fortune*
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Me: I want to talk about *insert thing that causes emotion from me*.
Me, later: Never mind. Might cause a brain bleed.
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Me: Oh wow! I like that! *likes post*
Me, a millisecond later: I'm in trouble—
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Me: Why are people obsessed with Russia?
Also me: The old woman in a chicken leg hut is my vibe.
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Non-American: The state of Chicago...
Me: CHICAGO IS NOT A STATE!
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Me: Yay! Thing that makes me happy!
The things that make me happy: Traumatized landmass, a rabbit with daddy issues, characters who were wronged and are pissed—
