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OSO novel: you either buckle down and do your work or you're going to end up at McDonald's
Holly: we're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work
OSO novel: No

                                            

Cologne: Oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich
Inhaler: Go back to sleep and starve.

                                            
White dango: *let's a bibi gun off in the house*
Pink dango: This is why mom doesn't f---ing love you
Green dango: *dieing in the background due to laughing to hard*

                                            

Glowing heart: Hi welcome to pizza hut- *faints*

                                            

Penny: I'm trans
Coin: I thought you were British

                                            

Putty: who stole the drugs
Censored: wasn't me
Server: wasn't me
Cologne: it was him
Microphone: pink f---ing fairies

                                            

Tart: Corny say 'who wants lasagna'
Corny: who wants lasagnaAaaaH

                                            

Pitcher: and they were roommates
Nail clippers: Oh ma gad they were roommates!

                                             

Bianca on the TV: bring the beat in
Incense holder:*carrying a plate with a beet on it* anything for you Bianca!

                                            

Sippy cup: *points at a group of ducks* look at all those chickens

                                            

Diamond: hey Coaster I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag
Coaster: w-what red lipstick in my Valentino white bag!

                                            

Roulette wheel: hey look at this cool SpongeBob umbrella I found
Black square: *on a piece of paper* dude that's bad luck
Graffiti: chill out dude
Retainer: Who summoned me!!!!

                                           

Guarana: parkor
Organic fruit and grain bar: parkor
Blob: *holding a sign that has the word parkor on it* *jumps in the air holding the sign* * falls into some mud*

                                           

Paintball: listen Vape you got to stop letting people walk all over you
Vape: okaaaaaaaay *as he's getting stepped on by Paintball*

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