SMG0 joined the group chat
SMG0: Hello everyone!
SMG4: HOLY SHIT
SMG3: HDKENDVSKANGJEJBDJSJSKSH
SMG0: Omg! I'm sorry for scaring you guys!
SMG4: HOW ARE YOU HERE???
SMG0: Oh! Niles paid some guy to hook us up to the Starbucks wifi!
SMG3: ooooohhhhh so that's why the wifi has been acting weird
SMG1: What did I miss? If Niles killed Spudnik then who's this SMG0 guy???
SMG0: Wait you didn't explain this?
SMG4: Kinda got busy dealing with a lawsuit
SMG0: wut
SMG3: Long story short, Meggy upset Nintendo. We got DMCA'd a monkey in a suit and died. Then we got revived and beat the monkey's ass by rapping.
SMG0: Damn
SMG4: Anyways @SMG1 Niles fused with SMG0 to make Eldritch Zero. I'm guessing Niles had full control majority of the time.
SMG0: yeah and Niles says he's sorry for committing genocide
SMG3: Genocide???
SMG4: Yeah he only killed Spudnik, Fred, and Axol. That's not genocide...
SMG0: No he killed thousands
Niles joined the group chat
Niles: millions*
SMG0: Dang it was that many?
Niles: yeah
SMG2: I wake up to find two ppl I don't know talking about genocide...
SMG1: Let me guess you're not surprised?
SMG2: Yea
SMG2: Also Niles how tf do you keep joining if your dead?
SMG1: 2 read the messages you missed
SMG2: oh mb
SMG3: So we're just gonna let Niles stay???
SMG4: I mean ig
SMG0: Yay!
Niles: :)
SMG3: Don't ever send that face again
Niles: Why???
SMG3: It's creepy
SMG1: So 4 can do it but not Niles?
Niles: that's kinda gay
SMG0: 😳
SMG1: 😳
SMG2: 😳
SMG4: 😳
SMG3: IM NOT GAY
Niles: You sure about that?
SMG3: Yes I am!
Niles: I know about the igloo
SMG3: fuck
Niles: When I had Mario in that crystal I went through his memories...
SMG3: FUCK
SMG4: bruh why does everyone suddenly know about the igloo
SMG2: Mario told everyone lol
SMG3: Niles can we keep that just between you and me? PLEASE!
SMG4: wdym that???
Niles: fine but one slip up and I'm telling everyone
SMG3: ok 😔
SMG4: WAIT YOU MEAN THAT
SMG4: NILES YOU CANNOT TELL A SOUL
SMG2: TELL US
SMG0: NO DON'T I WAS FORCED TO SEE THAT TOO I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE A PART OF THIS MESS
Niles: Relax I won't
SMG1: Damnit I was about to get the popcorn
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SMG4 Group Chat
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