Niles and SMG0 are here!

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SMG0 joined the group chat

SMG0: Hello everyone!

SMG4: HOLY SHIT

SMG3: HDKENDVSKANGJEJBDJSJSKSH

SMG0: Omg! I'm sorry for scaring you guys!

SMG4: HOW ARE YOU HERE???

SMG0: Oh! Niles paid some guy to hook us up to the Starbucks wifi!

SMG3: ooooohhhhh so that's why the wifi has been acting weird

SMG1: What did I miss? If Niles killed Spudnik then who's this SMG0 guy???

SMG0: Wait you didn't explain this?

SMG4: Kinda got busy dealing with a lawsuit

SMG0: wut

SMG3: Long story short, Meggy upset Nintendo. We got DMCA'd a monkey in a suit and died. Then we got revived and beat the monkey's ass by rapping.

SMG0: Damn

SMG4: Anyways @SMG1 Niles fused with SMG0 to make Eldritch Zero. I'm guessing Niles had full control majority of the time.

SMG0: yeah and Niles says he's sorry for committing genocide

SMG3: Genocide???

SMG4: Yeah he only killed Spudnik, Fred, and Axol. That's not genocide...

SMG0: No he killed thousands

Niles joined the group chat

Niles: millions*

SMG0: Dang it was that many?

Niles: yeah

SMG2: I wake up to find two ppl I don't know talking about genocide...

SMG1: Let me guess you're not surprised?

SMG2: Yea

SMG2: Also Niles how tf do you keep joining if your dead?

SMG1: 2 read the messages you missed

SMG2: oh mb

SMG3: So we're just gonna let Niles stay???

SMG4: I mean ig

SMG0: Yay!

Niles: :)

SMG3: Don't ever send that face again

Niles: Why???

SMG3: It's creepy

SMG1: So 4 can do it but not Niles?

Niles: that's kinda gay

SMG0: 😳

SMG1: 😳

SMG2: 😳

SMG4: 😳

SMG3: IM NOT GAY

Niles: You sure about that?

SMG3: Yes I am!

Niles: I know about the igloo

SMG3: fuck

Niles: When I had Mario in that crystal I went through his memories...

SMG3: FUCK

SMG4: bruh why does everyone suddenly know about the igloo

SMG2: Mario told everyone lol

SMG3: Niles can we keep that just between you and me? PLEASE!

SMG4: wdym that???

Niles: fine but one slip up and I'm telling everyone

SMG3: ok 😔

SMG4: WAIT YOU MEAN THAT

SMG4: NILES YOU CANNOT TELL A SOUL

SMG2: TELL US

SMG0: NO DON'T I WAS FORCED TO SEE THAT TOO I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE A PART OF THIS MESS

Niles: Relax I won't

SMG1: Damnit I was about to get the popcorn

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