The Adventures of Bruce and Vance: "Bubblegum"

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Grade: 3
Bruce (age): 8
Vance (age): 9
(the emojis are there to represent how they feel, they'll stay until the elementary school chapters r done!! if you want them to stay, please let me know 😸)






Bruce's POV

"psssst"
Aww man 😒
"what do you need? 🙂" I silently whispered
"do have any gum? 😙" Vance asked leaning his head against the wall, while the broken fan keeps on making that loud noise! they really need to fix that.
"No!" I replied.
"C'mon! 🫤"
"Never. 😑"
"Teacher!" Vance said, while he raised his hand.
"No, im sorry!" I said, I can't believe he would do that to me!
"Yes, Vance? what do you need?" Said our teacher, shes very, very, VERY nice!
"Can i use the bathroom?" Vance said, with that little poop-eating grin on his face! once he did that, i swear, i got so mad to the fact i ripped the pages out of my book and stuff them into my frickin' mouth! After that, i ran right out the classroom, spit the papers out and shove it in Mr. BirdBrains mouth! ...Hey, don't judge me 😊. You would've done the same if an awful, NINCOMPOOP made you mad! But i did that all in my head.
(Dork Diaries Reference 😱😱)

In the bathroom

Dude, that was so funny! Bruce looked like he wanted to rip the guts out of me! His whole face was red and his lips trembled the same time as his eye twitched! No way.. I wish i could've recorded that. 😕 Hey, atleast im not dead yet🤷🏼
Actually.. um. I think im gonna stay right.. here. just until someone's gonna come look for me.. 🫠

"Can someone go check on Vance for me? Hm? Oh, Bruce!"

"VANCE!" Bruce yelled
"HES NOT HERE!" Vance yelled back
"GET OUTTTTT"
"NO."
"WHAT THE HECK"
"IM NOT GETTING OUT."
"C'MON YOU DUMB FART-KNOCKER!"
"NO, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
"..."
"..."
"Did you just-"
"PLEASE DONT TELL MY MOM!"
"IM TELLING THE TEACHER! 😋"
"BRUCE!"

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 07, 2023 ⏰

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