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Loki's prank

I'm not sure how well recieved this chapter will be seeing as how I assume some will find it cringe I'm trying to make it more cute rather then cringe but yeah

Tony was going to kill Loki

It was a normal morning but when tony got up to brush his teeth he had noticed more rounded fluffy ears attached to his head he tried to pull them off but instead felt pain.

Tony saw he teeth slightly pointed and a short stubby tail poke out of his pants

He stared for a minute before yelling "what in the FUCK" and ran to the lobby he then saw the avengers that stay at the compound with him with ears and what not surronding Thor Thor had some floppy dog ears and everyone was yelling at him

"If your brother did this get him to undo it!" Natasha yelled

"Yeah!" Clint chimed back mimicking her stance

Thor backed away slightly from the two assassin's

"Friends my brother's offworld right now but I assure you that I will get him back!"

"What's happening" tony yelled from behind them

Bruce took in Tony's aperence and wrote something down

"Loki cursed us" Natasha said

"No no pranked is the Midgard term this is a humorous spell on Asgard if not removed on purpose only lasts 2 weeks"

"2 weeks!" Everyone yelled

Thor then took off in a strike of lightning as everyone stared at were he once was

Everyone gatherd in the living room to ask Bruce the scientist questions and collect themselfs seeing as how Steve thought that was the rational course of action

"From what I can see so far Thor was some sort of dog, Natasha is a doberman"

Natasha scoffed and crossed her arms ears perked up and small tail stiff

"Clint is surprisingly not a hawk but a bear"

Clint who was fiddling with his circular ears looked to his back to spot a tiny tail

"Steve is a chocolate lab"

Steve who was sitting in front of the couch his ears perked in acknowledgement of his name his big tail curled around himself

"Bucky is a deer"

One of Bucky's ear twitched as he gave the "no duh" look as if his antlers and short spotted tail we only clues

"I appear to be a lion" and then Bruce looked to tony

"And Tony's a ferret"

"What!" Tony yelled from his spot on the couch "I'm some rodent and you all are lions and bears?"

"Actually ferrets aren't rodents and there very intellectual creatures but you'll find yourself falling asleep more...maybe I have yet to see the extent of the effects"

Tony huffed and crossed his arms over his chest "oh wait!" He yelped "Peter" he got off the couch and went to Peters room

Tony opened the door and quickly walked over to the lump under the covers he shook in whole whispering

"Kid, kid wake up"

Then he saw an eye peek out from behind the blanket "wassit" the blanket lump mumbled

"Uh, how many limbs and eyes do you have under there?" Tony asked

Peter sat up rubbing one of his two eyes sleepily "what 'dyou mean"

Tony looked at the two fluffy ears perched on the sides of the kids head and the long fluffy tail lightly wagging on the bed sheet

"Um" tony said not really knowing how to be the bearer of weird News, not like this anyway

But he didn't have to because Peter saw the tail and then he got up and ran to the bathroom mirror

Starring at his refection he just muttered "the hell, Mr stark what happend?"

"Loki thought it would be funny to-"

"Awww Mr stark your one of the long tik Tok rats!"

"Excuse me what!" Tony Said quickly "I am a ferret I'll have you know!"

Peter giggled seemingly unphased "but wait why aren't I a spider I could have like more arms and eyes and spit venom"

"I think it was more personality was kid"

Peter looked at him for a second to continue "what am I?"

Tony wrapped an arm around Peter and brought him down to Bruce

Everyone was still talking in the living room Steve was trying to be optimistic

"Guys look at it as a complement, me and Nat for example are man's best friend"

"Best friend my ass!" Nat said

"Hey Bruce mind telling us what thing Underoos here is"

Everyone stopped talking and looked at Peter who was standing by tony waveing awkwardly

"Golden retriever" Bruce said simply

"Is this what the internet means by human golden retriever" Peter asked

"Yeah sure" tony anwserd sitting them both on the couch

So I'm planning on makeing this a bit of a seires of request, you guys request what you want to see out of this oneshot like protective Natasha, wholesome Peter ect