15 years ago there was a flea named Saint-Remy-en-Bouzemont Saint-Genest-et-Isson in Champagne. He ate nothing but baguette crumbs and Champagne, hence his name. He liked to go for walks around the eiffel tower, and he liked to go see all of the paintings and architecture. One day, Saint-Remy-en-Bouzemont Saint-Genest-et-Isson in Champagne decided to go buy a motorized moped, and started driving all over the place. He got his name as his license plate, so he started to drive through peoples yards and started to cut the grass because he was so tiny and his moped was so tiny and the license plate cut the grass. Soon people started to hire him to mow their lawns with his tiny moped and then he was making bank. Then after he made a whole lot of euros, he went to the champagne & baguette store and bought a whole lot of champagnes & baguettes. Soon he got fat from eating too much and struggled to drive around. People started seeing this morbidly obese flea on a moped leaving potholes in their yard instead of mowing it. So Saint-Remy-en-Bouzemont Saint-Genest-et-Isson in Champagne got told to work out or else. He did and became not fat. Then he got more money and bought the eiffel tower and renamed it to puce coquine (Naughty flea, at least thats what google translate said idrk im not french) Then after all of the fleas in the world moved to puce coquine, Saint-Remy-en-Bouzemont Saint-Genest-et-Isson in Champagne fell off of the very tippy tippy tip of the eiffel tower and fell into someone baguette. Then he hopped onto a moped and drove off into the sunset.
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FRENCH FLEA ON A MOPED WHO MOWS PEOPLES LAWNS
Randomstory I wrote during school bc yeah idk. just wrote what came to my mind.
