DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME

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Hello.
I run this game.
I don't have a name
But you don't either so who cares
Wait.
You opened this game...
Didn't you read the title?
Do you not know how to read or something?
Why would one willingly turn on their computer, download a game that says 'DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME', and play it.
Wait shut up.
I said shut up
I sense files being entered
Seeing as you're looking at my dialouge,
You aren't the one putting them in.
Please hold as I look at what files have been added.

Harriet.EXE has been added
Elise.EXE has been added
River.EXE has been added
Samantha.EXE has been added
Tarot.EXE has been added
Tiffany.EXE has been added
Rosie.EXE has been added

Hello
I'm back
I don't know how these files got in here
It seems like the files have a lifeform in them
Totally not weird at all
Am I going to let you play the game?
Absolutely not.
I like talking
I would ask you your name
But neither of us have one.
Did you know that Flat Stanley
Had a short made in 2001?
I seen it and it was weird.
He killed his family for a reason I can't remember.
How did I see it?
Simple.
Before this game was not allowed to be played,
I watched someone who had the game and the video tabs open
Through the screen or whatever
I didn't pass elementary school
So.
You have a nice..laptop.
MSI GF63 (Thin)'s are very nice.
And expensive
Thankfully, this 'game' was a dollar
It didn't break your wallet
Unless it did
If it did, spend your money more wisely
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I don't know if my creator even touched this 'game' after the 'DO NOT PLAY' update.
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You like food?
Of course you do, you have to eat it to live.
I wish I could eat.
I hope you're actually listening to me
And not getting distracted.
That would make me sad.
Let me show you how sad I would be.
:(
I'm not the best at showing emotions.
Sorry.
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I don't know what else to talk about.
Normally, the player would already be almost halfway done with the game.
But here I am, talking to you.
I hope you get the option to type stuff out soon.
It's starting to get boring have a one-sided conversation.
Hey I know,
Since you don't have a name
I'll call you Player..uh..
How many people have played this..
Whatever.
I'll just call you Player
That sounds like you are someone who fakes a serious degree of romantic interest while often conducting several similar relationships simultaneously.
I hope you aren't
Then again, I'm not sure if that's the definition.
I got it off of a random website.
Anyways
As a thanks for listening to my rambling
I'll try to get some gameplay available for you.
Keyword: try.
It might take awhile...
But don't worry,
I'll give your laptop a notification for when it happens
Although I might not be able to talk to you for awhile...
But that's okay.
I'll be watching over you.
That sounded weird..
Anyways
Bye bye Player.