My Spin on Homestuck

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A troll sits in her respiteblock, staring at the wall.  Today just so happens to be her wriggling day, and she is now 6 lunar sweeps old, and if you've followed the plot of homestuck, you know that makes her about 13. but anyways, Shall we enter her name?

Yeah, that seems about right. YOUR NAME IS THALIA. AND AS MENTIONED TODAY IS YOUR WRIGGLING DAY. You could message your friends, but they seem to be busy playing a game without you. It's cool, though, because you and three of your closest friends are going to play a game together soon, too! 

Thalia: Look around. 

Eh, your room is pretty basic. But there is one thing amiss. you have a bed instead of a recupracoon because you dislike the slimy texture of the sopor slime unless there's a chance you get hungry as hell. You still have a variety of LIKES AND DISLIKES. You enjoy swimming in the ocean and going for runs because nobody's there to stop you. You also enjoy DANCING, but you're pretty bad at it. you also have a passion for learning about HISTORY. One last thing: you use a platform called trollian to message your friends. each troll has a trolltag and yours is isolateConvivial, and you speak A LIttle somethIng lIke thIS. Now that we have some of your interests down. Let's be a little less controlling. what will you do?

Thalia: screech like a feral lusus and jump out of your window. 

Oh, the thought of doing that makes you go crazy, and you laugh loudly as you fall back onto your bed. after a while you get bored, though, and decide to message one of your friends.

Thalia: retrieve your computer and go outside.

Well, your computer is actually a drawing tablet that you don't use for drawing anymore. but anyways, why don't you message your friends?

Thalia: Message your first friend.

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isolateConvivial (IC) began trolling abstractedAutonomy (AA) at 9:38 PM

IC:  I'M guessIng you're not asleep yET?

IC:  I'M sorry If I'm botherIng you- waIt no I'm nOT. BUt are you awaKE? 

AA:  we//, you do give a good wake-up ca//. what can i be troubled to help you with?

IC:  SOrRY! I'M just gettIng really excIted to play the game wIth you guYS!

AA:  it's taking a little longer for my copy to get here, but it shouldn't be more than a couple days

IC: WEll, I'm going to message the other two nOW! SEe you soON!

AA: impatient as always. we//, guess that means i can go back to sleep now. later, ta//y thal.

IC: I'Ll never understand why you call me  thAT. GOodbYE!

isolateConvivial (IC) ceased pestering abstractedAutonomy (AA) at 9:53 PM