shart drdt chatfic

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— February 10th - 11:09 AM —

— Unnamed Group Chat —

EveryGayBeginwJ: guys I just remembered this really dumb fucking middle school story with a homo/transphobic kid

TwilightSucks6: What's their full name? :)

EveryGayBeginwJ: AND HOW IN FUCK'S NAME DO U EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER THAT ASDDFGHJKL

Min J.: you mean to tell us you don't remember your enemies' names

TwilightSucks6: Darn I was gonna find their address

EveryGayBeginwJ: oh ok their name was orkp eivaoa

TwilightSucks6: That's a new one, I hope they have deceased relatives with public obituaries <3

EveryGayBeginwJ: wtf

TwilightSucks6: It's a thing I used to do to be edgy in middle school before I got into legal trouble

manwhore: oh shit-

TwilightSucks6: Luckily I just got a slap on the wrist from the police guy :))

EveryGayBeginwJ: man I just tried to look at the orange bussing list once when I was mad at some kid in first grade- now my homophobic kid story sounds pretty insignificant compared to whatever the hell YOU did-

manwhore: OMG THE BUSSING LISTSSSSS 😧 DID WE ALL USE THOSE TO SPITE PEOPLE OR AM I WEIRD

Min J.: not me as a kid memorizing the names / addresses and putting them into a Quizlet set for "job experience as a cubicle worker"....

Min J.: it was on my school account, took me 4 years to realize "oh shit my teachers can see that"

manwhore: 😭😭😭😭 OH NOO

EveryGayBeginwJ: btw vero did u find anything??

TwilightSucks6: Nope, very sad

narcoleopard93: guys what is a sasafrass

narcoleopard93: sasafras

[Arturo Giles joined the chat]

narcoleopard93: sassafras?

Min J.: sassafras.

manwhore: is a plant 👉👉 very wack

Arturo Giles: My phone appears to be broken or hacked.

Min J.: that's cool Arturo, I'm gonna study now bye yall

TwilightSucks6: Yeahh I gotta prep a horror dvd brb!

manwhore: i could try to fix it???

Arturo Giles: No. Do not attempt to come anywhere near me.

manwhore: whyyyy 😢

Arturo Giles: You're ugly.

David Chiem: He's stuck under his bed