yoshida pulls up and asa slaps him (satire)

screams

"Oh God, denji stood me up smh"
"Yea no bro was outta your league" yoru appeared behind Asa
"Stfu"
"Nah xx"
Asa rolled her eyes and Yoshida pulls up with his emo haircut and weak ass car.

"Wsg?"
"NAH who is that"
"Uh hi"
"yea I'm here to pick u up instead"
"..what"
"yea, my boy didn't like u in the end so, I'm unchanging my sexuality!"
"....what does that mean?"
"...dunno, thought it was funny tho."
Asa and Yoshida stare and blink eachother while Yoru stares there so confused.

...

"ight let's go then" yoru steps into asas body
"Yeaaa that's what I'm talking bout, hop in the whip."
So yoru does and looks at Asa and does a raspberry at her.
so Yoshida and Yoru drive off, leaving asas consciousness there.

"...sigh, wtf."

OK small timeskip <3

Yoru and Yoshida arrive to somewhere.
Asa then takes over the body.

"So uh. This where I wanted--"
Asa bitchslaps him and walks away.

"...WHAT THE FUC-"

zeh end ☆