Harley had never been as close to Catwoman as she was to Poison Ivy, but they still considered each other as friends. So when Harley called her and let her know that she was in need of some money, it wasn't long before she got a response telling her what rooftop to meet her at that same night.
"Here, kitty kitty kitty." Harley called out as she stepped out onto the rooftop. She looked all around her carefully, making sure that she was in the clear. When she turned around, she found Selina sitting and waiting for her on top of the framing around the door that she'd just come out through.
"Nice to see you again so soon. I'm not used to you asking me for help." She said with a chuckle as she dropped down from her elevated position.
"But thanks for comin' anyways! I know it's good luck for me whenever a black cat crosses my path!" She joked with a laugh. Selina shook her head and rolled her eyes with a little smile.
"Alright, Corny Quinn..." Selina quipped back. She was going to continue talking, but she got cut off by Harley bursting out laughing.
"Haha, 'Corny Quinn'! That's hilarious! Just imagine me doing crime in a big ol' corn costume." She snorted in laughter.
"With the two big leaves sticking out?" Selina added, sticking her hands out sideways to illustrate.
"Exactly!" Harley giggled.
"You're silly. Anyways, what I was gonna say is I already have a little place picked out: a wealthy benefactor from out of state is staying in the penthouse over by the Heights. He's out at a big party bash right now, so his little safe is all alone just waiting to be cracked." Selina explained.
"Ooh and it's got money inside?!" She asked.
"Yes, Harley, it has money inside." Selina answered with a chuckle.
"Well then what're we standing around here talkin' about corn for?! Let's go!" Harley cheered...
Selina led Harley to the luxury hotel that she had been talking about. Thankfully, there were enough tall buildings around that they were able to get in close and make a jump to the fire escape. From there, it wasn't hard to climb up just under the penthouse.
"Alright. I'll give you a boost. Ready?" Selina said, turning and getting ready to hoist her up so she could climb to the penthouse.
"Yep! On 3?"
"Sure. 1...2...3!" Selina counted down.
Harley hurried to her and jumped off Selina's hands. With Selina lifting her upwards, she was able to push up high enough to get both hands on the edge. She grunted as she used her feet to help her get up and over onto the balcony above. Meanwhile, Selina leaped up and hoisted herself onto the penthouse balcony easily.
"Grr...no fair!" Harley whined as she got one leg over, awkwardly rolling herself over and flopping on the floor of the balcony. She stood up and brushed herself off.
"Haha, good job. Come on, the safe's in the bedroom. This way." Selina gestured for her to follow.
The two women made their way inside the penthouse: it was a two-story estate that came with a huge kitchen, an outdoor pool, and a lot of space for entertaining. It was very rare that Harley got to go to a place so nice; typically only whenever Joker was in the mood to spoil her.
"Man, this place is nice. You ever spend a romantic weekend in this place, kitty cat?" Harley asked jokingly. Selina chuckled, leading her into the bedroom.
"Once." She answered.
"Ooooh with who?!"
"That's classified," Selina answered with a smile. She opened up the closet door where the safe was being hidden. "Here we are. The money should be in here." She said.
YOU ARE READING
In Love With A Good Man
FanfictionFor a couple years now, Harley Quinn has been in an on-again off-again relationship with the Joker. This time she means it when she says she's not going back to him. This time, she's gonna make it all on her own... Art by meooxie Special thanks to l...
