Tam: Keefe sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "Shut up" instead of "Bless you. "
Linh: How do you accidentally say "Shut up"?
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Sandor: You could have DIED, Sophie!
Sophie: Relax, Elwin said all the bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!
Sandor: *facepalm*
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Tam: Hi, do you take walk ins?
Employee: Sir, this is the morgue.
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