this time it just skittles and sheriff and for some reason happy is here for some (and some nsfw ones)
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sheriff: Two bros!
skittles: Chillin' in a hot tub!
sheriff and skittles, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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skittles: You need to be more careful!
sheriff, who was dragged into skittles's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
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skittles: *About to do something incredibly stupid*
sheriff: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
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skittles: Why do you hang out with me?
sheriff: You're the best thing that's ever happened to me!
skittles: ...
skittles: I feel a bit sorry for you.
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sheriff: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
skittles: Make lemonade!
sheriff: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it's own shit.
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sheriff: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
skittles: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
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sheriff: Alright, listen up you little shits.
sheriff: Not you skittles. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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skittles: Bro-
sheriff: No, no, hold up, rewind.
sheriff: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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sheriff: skittles is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.
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skittles: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
sheriff: You know that's called a coma, right?
skittles: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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madness combat storys And Random Madness Combat Things
Randomthis are storys that I come up with or discord story ( 1 story sorry) me and my friend make up about madness combat and somethings madness combat related (feel free to use/add to storys) currently discontinued
