MuffinJuice.
Everyone is afraid of him even though he's been kidnapped at least three times in the past month and a half.
He can float on chairs.
As mentioned previously, can be kidnapped.
His house is made out of pictures of his face.
Will shoot if you get too close (most likely lost his gun though) or hit you with a hoe.
Lives under the church.
Is in creative mode 24/7.
He just got kidnapped again... by Nadwe..?
He doesn't have a gun.
And he doesn't have a magic wand.
Or a floating chair.
Well, he's screwed.
Never mind he can't die he's in creative mode.
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MuffinJuice Is A Literal God
FanfictionThis is definitely not inspired by "Tbh Took The Kids" which I definitely didn't just read before creating this lmao. Warning: This will be a heck of a lot weirder than the Incorrect Quotes book. (I died twice writing it) It will be like that but o...
