(trigger warning cartman says the f slur againnn)
ccclydeee
happy birthday to your dad (it was yesterday but whatever)stann
man shut uptolk1en
does clyde have a calendar with our parents birthdays starred with a bright red cricle sorrounding the datecraigfucker
bet he was invited to the birthday party💀therealslimjim
lmao a birthday party with a bunch of 40 yr olds and clydes thereccclydeee
sadly i wasnt invited☹️craigfucker
ccclydeee
STOP MAKING CLYDE FACT MEMES YOURE INSANEcraigfucker
Clyde Fact #73
Clyde is currently a prime suspect in an in investigation with the Colarado police, he is suspected of being a latin gang leader, his lawyer is Kyle's dad.tolk1en
better call geraldkylee
man cmoncraigfucker
kyle ur dad is literally all of our lawyers he literally helped pip sue cartmanphillipipirrip
yes it was very fun !adolfcartman
shut up fagphillipipirrip
don't make me contact my lawyer😠kylee
can you guys stop hiring my dad as your lawyersdamien_666
yeah if you guys keep doing it then pip will have the same lawyers as a bunch of losersadolfcartman
he already has the same lawyer as a bunch of losers (because he is a loser)tweeksmellsnice
no its because he has hte smae lawyher as criag<3craigfucker
aww babe<3ccclydeee
get a room you two<3craigfucker
stop making it weird clydeadolfcartman
embarrased because my gc turned into a pronoun🤢🤮hearts4wendy has removed adolfcartman from the groupchat
hearts4wendy
that wasnt me guys😊sincerelyheidi
thank you wendy:)hearts4bebe
omg everyone say ty wendyphilipipirrip
ty wendyccclydeee
ty wendykenny_69
yea no we all would've done the same she just had adminhearts4wendy
true but whatvr🙄ccclydeee
@tolk1en hop on fortnite teamsccclydeee
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCJKFUFUDHEEHSHEGHSSHGDtolk1en
CLYDEccclydeee
WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAThearts4bebe
NO.ccclydeee
im sorry😭 literally sobbing rn im so sry😭😭craigfucker
thought you weren't an average straight white boy.. but i thought wrong..tweeksmellsnice
criag dont u play clssh of clnas with cqrtmancraigfucker
BABEhearts4wendy
TWO OF YOU??ccclydeee
im so sorry😭 ill never do it again im so sorry😭😭damien_666
whys he acting like he got caught smoking by walter white's brother-in-lawphilipipirrip
hank?damien_666
omg you rememberedccclydeee
IM SORRRYYY ILL DELETE IT FROM MY PC ILL DELETE FIFA 21 WHILE IM AT IT IM SO SORRYYtolk1en
are u seriously crying rnhearts4bebe
just promise youll never do it again🥺ccclydeee
i promise☹️hearts4bebe
now to deal with YOU @craigfuckercraigfucker
man i was hoping you forgot about metweeksmellsnice
noboyd can fprget you becaus ur soo nice:)craigfucker
omg babe ilyccclydeee
EW GROSS GAG🤮🤮 GAY PEOPLEtolk1en
yes uh huh gay people are terribleccclydeee
yes babe they are☹️stann
WHATkylee
huh whats up stanstann
CLYDE AND TOLKIEN ?? ARE ??ccclydeee
i thought itd be funnt if we told everyone except stantolk1en
it was pretty funny honestlycraigfucker
yes omg i love lying to stanstann
man im always the last one to know stuffhearts4bebe
lets not get off track herecraigfucker
DAMNIThearts4bebe
delete clash of clanscraigfucker
nohearts4bebe
I SAID DELETE ITcraigfucker
NOadolfcartman has entered the groupchat using an invite link
adolfcartman
jus peed and the pee was a brownish color should i be worried? whats ur guys' usual pee colorxoxored
WHO GAVE HIM AN INVITE LINKprofessorbutters
he took my phone sry:(kenny_69
aw its okay buttersccclydeee
idk my pee colors more whitish tbhcraigfucker
thats cum dumbassccclydeee
NO ITS PEE PEE🤬🤬tolk1en
who calls pee "pee pee"ccclydeee
i do and if you keep harassing me i will contact my lawyer (gerald)kylee
dudephilipipirrip has removed adolfcartman from the groupchat
philipipirrip
oops:(
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south park chatfic
Randomhow is this #10 in southpark guys 🤷♂️ ntw they're like aged up here cuz they say bad words and stuff so it makes sense for them not to be 4th grade ykno uhhh i got bored and decided to write smth after a year but im rusty and don't think i can wri...