Ask dr. d light, zalgo, and embry! (also the basement monster)

Chapter 1

Embry: thank you for asking us! Well the last lie i told was about my parents being sick

Toby: that i didn't steal slenders credit card

Slender: ....

Jeff: that I didn't spray paint maskys mask

Masky: that I didn't burn EJs room down out of spite

EJ: that I didn't steal maskys whole ass closet

LJ: That I didn't give kids candy in secret

Zalgo: that I didn't try to burn the mansion ddown.

Clockwork: that I didn't throw tony out a window

Toby: That I didn't burn a whole city down for not
giving me the right order at a restaurant

Dr d light: never told one!

Lazari: that I didnt steal from a bank for my uncle zaylon

Zaylon: that I didn't eat a kids cat infront of them

*everyone proceeded to stare at zaylon*

Offender: ruby, wtf.

Lazari and sally: WHAT.

Jeff: nice

EJ: Damn you didn't share with me??

Cartoon cat: *menacingly staring*

Splendor: uhmm, let's continue?? Anyway I haven't told a lie in a long time!

Trender: that pink is a bad color.

Offender: I forgot

Cartoon cat: that I'm not going to murder Ruby/zaylon after this.

Ben: that I didn't cheat in Mario kart

...

Jeff: anyway! First I watch em for a bit, break into their home and strike terror into them before killing them. When they're dead I carve a smile in their face and flee.

Zaylon: first zaylon. Second yes..yes I can.

*insert clockwork ticking*

[Slender had returned to the mansion to find everyone gone only person left was xalgo, they fought before searching only to fall into a void of their worst nightmares then wake up with metal pipes stabbed into both of them with the proxies gathered around]

Zaylon: GET PRANKED

Zalgo: THIS ISNT HOW YOU PRANK SOME ONE YOU NO EYE'D BITCH!

Zaylon: HAHAH

LJ: yes you can child.

Embry: I don't like talking about the basement monster...

(Sorry if it wasn't long enough! I tried my best and feel free to ask again whenever you want!! Thanks again!)