Life fucked me enough but guess what? I am still a virgin.
Gonna write some points to make it all go in your empty skulls:
🍯 This book isn't fully shit
🍯 Just 98% shit and rest 2% stinks
🍯 Just kidding, sprayed some holy water...shit, it's kerosene!
🍯 Basically, "Something Cazy 2.0", ya know, my previous book about my crazy life
🍯 Shit which happened in my head and in life
🍯 Merry but magical cuz bitch, it ain't gonna be a depresso, just go out and burn in the sun
🍯 Twists and hilarious life incidents in form of conversations
🍯 Free drama + therapy
🍯 A full jar of honey but full of bees
Heyya!! It's MG here! 👁️👄👁️🖐️
Was down for like so many months here and now Wattpad is dry with no readers... just like I got no bitches in life *sighs*
But still gonna write this book, as usual, like Something Cazy, which made life so memorable! 🙃
🕳️ Storehouse of life incidents
🕳️ Only way to be active in Wattpad
🕳️ Practice typing speed
🕳️ Weird imaginations
🕳️ Getting attention of random creatures
🕳️ Finding rays of happiness within myself
🕳️ Discovering my own, cheery self back
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I had enough, this was the introduction!
🌙 Hope whoever is reading or the empty void, may ya'll enjoy!
🌙 2023, 2nd March, hoping everyone have a great month
🌙 Do vote and comments~
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Merry Yet Magical
RandomThe only thing about tables is, they ALWAYS turn! And guess what?! MG is back on the track! *Holds imaginary mic in a dramatic pose* Ahem, so...all I want to say is, TRUST YOUR GUT CUZ BITCH, YOU'RE RIGHT! IF YOU THINK HE IS CHEATING ON YOU, HELL YE...
