We have another birthday! This time, it's our little demigod, Lunara!!!
Lunara: Please don't say anything to my sister. She's still squealing over that gun I bought her.
Alycia: Why would you buy an 18 year old a gun...?
Lunara: She's a gunslinger like your girlfriend.
Karen: She's a spoiled brat is what she is, Lunara.
Kristan: Ugh, can we kick this hag out of our group?
Maiza: Play nice, Kristan. It's Lunara's birthday.
Nela: Here Lunara! This is your present!!! *hands Lunara a suspicious bag*
Lunara: Nela... I'm a holy warrior... I can't smoke weed like you do...
Lilith: I'll take it!
Malachite: That's a bad idea.
Karen: Give it here. *snatches the bag from Lunara and walks off*
Alycia: Uh uh, if the old lady is smoking that weed, I want some too! *chases after Karen*
*sigh* You guys, this is why I don't put you all together. Nela, quit giving the others weed.
Nela: Says the one whose aunt says they'd be a stoner, too...
Lunara, Lilith, Malachite, Maiza, and Kristan: Ooooooh
Karen and Alycia: *fighting over the bag of weed*
Kristan: Ugh, I'll handle this. *walks over to Karen and Alycia and picks them both up off the ground*
Alycia: Hey! Put me down!
Karen: Unhand me you filthy dragonborn!
Kristan: Don't make me bonk the two of you.
Oh my word...
Alycia: *kicking the air like a child* Put me down!
Karen: *calmly crosses arms*
Maiza: Wow, Karen being calm? That's a first...
Karen: Oh I haven't even used my ability Karnet gave me yet. This is nothing.
Malachite: Karen, no one wants to see you become a big mass of tentacles.
Nela: I'd pay to see that.
Lilith and Lunara: *facepalming*
Kristan: Alycia, I'm gonna take your rapier away if you don't chill out.
Alycia: Ugh, fine...
Kristan: Good girl. *sets Alycia down gently*
Karen: Why her and not me?!
Kristan: Because I actually like her. *drops Karen*
Karen: Ow!!!
Lunara: Wait... I sense a disturbance...
Lucy: *jumps onto Lunara's back* HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS!!!!!!
Lunara: *jumps* Lucy!!!
Alycia: At least you know your sister. I just found out I have a little brother not too long before I died.
Nela: You died? *pokes Alycia*
Alycia: Yeah but Creek revived me. And now we're about to fight a zombie dinosaur.
Lunara: I witnessed my two dragon friends dying after a fairy broke a Staff of the Magi.
Maiza: But they're back now???
Lunara: Yeah. Because I prayed. Bahamut brought Mallow back as a platinum dragon and then Rollo came back as a fairy dragon thanks to wild magic.
Malachite: I can't wait until I can start my adventures.
Lilith: Same.
Maiza: I have to wait until our creator actually gets going on her campaign.
Maiza, don't you go calling me out now too...
Maiza: It's the truth tho!
All of you get back to your universes. Well, four of you are from the same world, but that's none of my business.
Alycia: Wow, she's kicking us out.
Kristan: Doesn't surprise me. We're little shits. Especially Karen.
Karen: Why you little—
*sighs, then opens a few pocket dimensions and drops everyone where they're supposed to go* All I wanted was something normal for Lunara's birthday...
But anyways, I digress. Next birthday on the list is... *checks notes* Kristan on April 29th!
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My DnD Characters
FanfictionBasic information about each of my Dungeons & Dragons characters, and then what they'd do if they were in different forms of media I like (i.e. Elder Scrolls, RWBY, Dragon Age, etc)
