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OK so umm... Yesterday I saw my new baby cousin
And I couldn't take pic cuz it was too CROWDED.
sorry.
But
YOU can have a little funny moment with two of my cousin while all the grown-ups were eating and we three were in charge of making sure baby don't wake up
OK so it's only me, my 3 month younger cousin (cousin no. 1)and my 13 or 14 year old other cousin (cousin no. 2).
Pls go follow her!
Kikk0Th3Ph03nix
She hasn't been online for a while tho...
ANYWAYS HAVE FUN READING
HOPE YOU LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF
:D

Me: Oh my gosh the child if so soft- And she already has so much hair- She's only two days old-

Cousin no. 1: Oh my god what is this-
*while picking up a pillow or something* IT HAS WATER IN IT!

Cousin no. 2: Hey let's pretend that the hot water bag is the baby and the baby is the hot water nag- *grabs the hot water bag from cousin no. 2's hands*

Me: OH MY LORD NUU-

Cousin no. 1: YEET!! *While throwing the hot water bag and pretending that it was the poor child who was fast asleep*

Me: *Laughs*

Cousin no. 2: *dances awkwardly* YAAAS!

Cousin no. 1: *joins wierd dancing*

??? : *knocks on the mf door*

Cousin no. 1: Nanee- *stops wierd dancing*

Cousin no. 2: *stops awkward dancing and looks at door slowly*

Me: *still laughing so hard*

Cousin no. 2: *walks to door like this*

 2: *walks to door like this*

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Me : *laughs even harder*

Cousin no. 2: *opens the mf door and peeks out to make sure if it isn't any of our younger siblings who have come to wake up the poor child*

??? : Can we come in?

Me: Tell them no-

Cousin no. 2: No go away-

Cousin no. 2's little sister: NOOOOO-

Cousin no. 2: *slams the mf door*

Me: Noice-

Cousin no. 1 and no. 2: *does the awkward dancing at the same time*

Me: *laughs even harder than the last time*

The poor child (AKA the new baby girl): *opens one eye*

Me: *while laughing a BIT and in a whisper way* AY AY AY AY AY SHUSH THE CHILD IS WAKING UP-

Cousin no. 1 and no. 2: *stops dancing*

Me: Rock a bye baby-wait what no-

Cousin no. 2: ROCK A BYE BABY GO DIE IN HEAVEN-

Cousin no. 1: wait I think she died!

The poor child: *goes back to sleep*

Me: The child has officially died-*while doing swagger*

All of us: *Laughs our mother fucking ass off*

<//To be continued\\>



POSTED BY: Cherry
ON: 04/03/2023

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