Questions EVERY artist hates

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( Question 1 )

Bitch: Woah diD YoU dRAw thAt?

Me: 😃....
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inner thoughts:

Me🧠: No, I just found a random sketchbook on the floor and started drawing dicks in it..Do you not see me sitting here drawing this shit!?

Me🧠: YES I DREW IT 💢
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Reality:

Me: uh yeah 😄

( Question 2 )

Bitch: CouLd you dRaW me?

Me: 🙂..
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Inner thoughts:

Me🧠: Could you pay me bitch does this look like 6 flags to you Why would I wanna draw your ugly ass!? ☠️

Me🧠: Are you gonna show me your titties? Let me draw you naked like Jack and Rose on the Titanic then NO Bitch I don't wanna draw you😒
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Reality:

Me: uh...yeah probably.

( Question 3 )

Bitch: Wow yOu're a rEAlly gOoD DraWer☺️
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Inner thoughts:

Me🧠: Oh am I really? Am I really a good drawer? Bitch do I look like a piece of fucking furniture to you!?

Me🧠: Do I look like I came from IKEA !? STOP CALLING ME THAT!!
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Reality:

Me: yeah, thanks...

( Question 4 )

Bitch: WhAt aRe yoU dRawiNg?
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Inner thoughts:

Me🧠: ugh idk ok I don't fucking know, why does it matter to you anyway bitch I'm just drawing whatever the fuck I feel like is that alr with you?

Me🧠: Maybe I'm just practicing..Maybe I'm drawing hands🖕 maybe I'm drawing eyes👀..MAYBE I'm drawing titties🍒

Me🧠: I just wanna sit here an draw in peace, so please..GO THE FUCK AWAY 🤺💢
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Reality:

Me: I know...just..just do-

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