It's a Funny Story. { Style and Crenny Fanfic }

Chapter 1.

Kyles POV.

The bell for lunch just went off, Stan and I were planning on going out for lunch. To Tweak Bro's or something since we're allowed to leave school campus during lunch. I was quite excited, a feeling I feel a lot whenever my super best friend and I hang out!

I'm currently waiting for Stan in the planned destination, his locker. It's been about five minutes since the bell rang, he was late.. again. Just as I was about to walk away I could hear his voice call out for me, butterflies flew around in my stomach.. I've never felt that before?

"Kyle! I'm here!" he reached his arm out for me and a wide smile was pasted onto his face. Best sight in the world. I stopped in my tracks and gave him a smile followed by a wave. "You're late again dude." I scolded. He rolled his eyes but let out a small giggle. "I know, I'm sorry man. Wendy and I-" I stopped listening to him after hearing Wendy's name. She treats him like actual shit and he doesn't do anything about it, I'm sick of her.

"Would you quit poking me dude!?" I shouted, annoyance could be read off my face from a mile away. "Were you even listening to me? I was talking" he confronted me. I wasn't listening, I didn't want to hear any stories about Wendy Testaburger. "Sorry dude, I zoned out" lying to Stan wasn't something I did a lot, but I refuse to make it look weird by telling that I hate his girlfriend, I wouldn't ever hear the end of it.

He rolled his eyes before looking ahead, we walked the whole way to the coffee shop in silence. Not the comfortable silence, a real awkward one. Fortunately we did start to talk again after ordering our coffee's.

"Wait so Heidi finally broke up with fatass?" He leaned in closer to the gossip. "Yeah dude! It was a brutal break up, Cartman looked like he was going to shit out of his face" I laughed, Stan joining in seconds after. "Oh god, I hate that I missed that, I would've loved to see Cartman get dumped" my raven haired friend leaned back into his seat, taking another sip out of his hot coffee cup.

It was now 1:05 and we were getting ready to head back to school, class starts back up at 1:25. Stan promised we'd be there on time since he knows I hate being late, he doesn't really care for it, not like I do.

We're going to end up being late. Not just five minutes late, but a whole twenty minutes late. Stan stopped to talk to our other friend Kenny and his boyfriend, Craig. The two were caught sitting on a bench smoking weed with Kenny's arm around Craig.

"Are you guys just skipping?" Stan asked. "Yeah, figured we'd get high then go fuck in Craigs sisters bed" Kenny smirked after blowing out the smoke. Craig raised his head off of my blonde friends shoulder and gave him a disgusted look "What the fuck? That's not the plan you asshole" he rolled his eyes, laying his head back down. Kenny laughed, "are you two skipping as well? Maybe we can all hang out, thats alright with you babe?" he offered, looking down at his boyfriend, asking for permission "I don't really care."

My super best friend looked at me like a puppy dog begging for treats. "Absolutely not Stan. Now come on, we're going to be late" I said sternly before walking in the direction of our school, noticing Stan wasn't following I looked back and saw that he was standing there. "Please dude? I know you don't like skipping, but just this once. I'll make it up to you, I swear" he begged.

I gave him an angered look, I felt sort of embarrassed considering Kenny and Craig were giving me such judging stares. "Stan. No, and what the fuck are you two looking at" I growled, the blonde idiot just laughed, "No need to have a cow Kyle, he just wants to have some fun" Kenny smirked, amused by the drama.

"Fine you know what? Stan you can stay with these two drugged idiots but I'm not. I'm walking away right now and if you want to continue to being best friends, feel free to follow me. If not, you can stay here and smoke your lungs dry" I shouted, turning around and stomping towards the school.

A sharp pain struct my heart when I noticed Stan wasn't trailing behind me with a look of defeat on his face, instead he was holding Craigs joint to his mouth while the man dressed in blue lit the end of it. I couldn't believe he picked to smoke with losers over his own best friend.

Stans POV.

I felt bad leaving Kyle but come on, I didn't want to go back to school. Kenny's also like really fun to hang out with, I haven't seen him much since he's been going out with Craig. I've missed him, although, I am really happy for their relationship, he seems genuinely happy.

"You left your girlfriend" Craig blew smoke from his mouth, some exiting his nostrils too. Kenny only smirked, leaving me confused. "Huh? I didn't leave Wendy" the couple started laughing at me, I felt my face heat up, what did I miss?

Kenny picked up his arm that was over Craigs shoulder, leaning forward and using his arms to support his chin "he's talking about your girlfriend, Kyle"  I raised a brow. "Kyle and I are just friends, and he's not even a girl?"

My friends boyfriend looked into my eyes after taking a drag off his joint. "Oh but I wouldn't necessarily say that Kyle is a man either. Not even a boy" Craigs words sent his blonde boyfriend into a fit of laughter. Why was he being such an ass to Kyle. I sighed, "lets go do something else now, I'm bored of just sitting here"

The blonde looked at me "Craig and I were about to go fuck in his sisters bed, remember? You can watch though." I couldn't tell if he was joking at this point. Craig looked at him and flipped him off, "fuck off, we weren't"  Kenny gave his boyfriend a dorky smile, "Craig, baby, I'll fuck off after you fuck me" it felt illegal being here to watch this. Kenny only received a middle finger then we were off.

We ended up at a park, sitting on a bench struggling to catch our breath. The walk to the park was a lot of fun though, we ding dong ditched a few houses and threw rocks at passing cars, one stopped and turned around. Literally chased us all the way to the park. We were laughing our asses off, Kenny stupidly led us to a dead end, leaving Craig to guide us to the park we were at right now. As bad as I feel for leaving Kyle behind, I was kind of glad I did. It would've been better if he was here though, everything is better when Kyles around.

"Shit, that was funny" Kenny snorted. Craig and I agreed with a nod, both laughing too hard to even reply. After regaining my cool I wiped formed tears and asked the two a question, "is this what you guys always do, as a couple. Instead of you know, hold shopping bags for each other and sharing a smoothie?"

Kenny raised an eyebrow, "do we look gay to you Stan?" I opened my mouth but before I could reply he cut me off, "don't answer that" then he continued, "we do dumb shit together all the time, fucking love him for it too. Nobody wants to be in a relationship where you're basically a butler"

After like thirty minutes of us all hanging out and drinking alcohol, Craig announced that he was now heading out. "Aw baby, not going to stick around?" Kenny pouted. Craig gave him a kiss on the lips and pat his cheek, "Tricia is going to be home and I've got to watch her" and with that Craig began to walk away.

"Hey, Ken-" I went to get Kenny's attention but he cut me off to catcall his boyfriend, "nice ass babe!" Craig only looked back and gave Kenny the finger while the blonde formed a heart with both his index fingers and had a wide smile. "What'd you need Stan?" He asked looking back at me.

"Do you think its fucked up that I left Kyle?" I looked down at the empty beer bottles that were stuck in the snow. Kenny blinked twice before replying, "no, you're allowed to have some fun dude. Don't feel bad, just think of all the fun you had with Craig and I" he nudged me.

I smiled and thanked him, he informed me that he was ditching me to over to his boyfriends house, uninvited. Kenny can never get enough of Craig, I really am happy he found someone he loves so much. I've also decided, I was going to make it up to Kyle tomorrow at school.

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I hope this chapter was okay! If you can't tell,  I LOVE Craig, he's my favorite character ahah.

I will write Kennys and Craigs POV tomorrow as it is both a Style and Crenny book! Bye all, love you guys. Stay safe! 💕

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