this got crazy. we started to take off our clothes in front of the faculty. BUT just after she whispered the words "i love you" the unthinkable happened.
*play punisher by phoebe bridgers*
TW*********
there was a guy with a big fat gun.
he hit my new lover flat in the ussy.
she died on sight.
i legit bawled my eyes out fr.
she was the only person i had told my secret to... yet at least
AT HER
funeral i cried lots of tears. everyone was too caught up in her stupid parents sadness to care abt me tho so naturally i had to pull out a pie pistol and blast pies at everyone. this wasn't very popular tho
at her funeral. in my eulogy, i came up with my new catchphrase
"pies pies in the sky, but no pie will ever pleasure me like a lady"
this was the start of a new life for jack horny. a new pointy life 😉
AN - some new stuff coming! get ready! it will be published soon!
BINABASA MO ANG
The Legend of Jack Horny
Romancethis is a prequel to "Alphabet Soup". this story mainly focuses on Jack Horner and how he came to be who he is in my story! NO SPOILERS A wholesome story about a boy who just wanted love but never got it.
