glorias arrival

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Family shenanigans

gloglo: guys im at lax you left me here

Jay-Lo: That's right, you're coming home today? 

mitchypritchy: you can't just leave your wife, dad.

Jay-Lo: yeah so i forgot?

mitchypritchy: yeah, coming from the guy that "forgot" all 3 of his kids at the mcdonald's Play Place.

Jay-Lo: oops 

mitchypritchy: ON DIFFERENT OCCASIONS!!

gloglo: Jay, you do that to everybody!? 

Jay-Lo: not on purpose!

gloglo: Who cares! Get off you're computer and maybe come get me!?

Jay-Lo: Okay! I'm coming! Jeez! 

Jay-Lo left the chat 

cerealkiller: dads, can i skip Gloria's party tonight? 

mitchypritchy: Why? Don't you want to see Gloria? She's probably gonna tell us some stories 

cerealkiller: My friends said they want to go to Skate-O-Rama for Asshole's birthday party tonight 

cerealkiller: *Ashley

cerealkiller: can i go i really love roller skating 

mitchypritchy: yeah, go ahead

cerealkiller: i'm going to need a ride 

mitchypritchy: ok ask your friends to pick you up because i have to go to Dad and Gloria's tonight 

cerealkiller: k

cerealkiller left the chat 

gloglo: guys, I'm still at lax jay was supposed to be heer an hour ago and we don't live that far a way 

mitchypritchy: did you try calling him? 

gloglo: yeah, he wouldn't answer I tried cinco times?

gloglo: oh wait i see him. He has Cinnabon. That's why it's taken him an hour to get aquí

gloglo: PHIL CHANGE MY NOMBRE BACK TO GLORIA CAKE

therealheadscratcher™: I will if you give me $20/

therealheadscratcher™: That's dolares not pesos. 

gloglo: bitch im not an idiot

gloglo: and I'm not giving you $20

therealheadscratcher™: Well, then you'll keep being gloglo

gloglo: you know what, I don't care anymore. 

gloglo: Jay, I see you eating that cinnamon bun that your doctor told you NOT TO BE EATING

gloglo: get your ass over here like your supposed to do 


private messages between everyone except for gloglo 

mitchypritchy: Okay, Dad says the party starts at 6, so we should probably start heading over, right? 

closetclaire: Well, you have to remember, Mitchell, that Gloria probably wants to unpack from her trip when she gets home. It's 5:30 now so we should be there a little later. 

money_delgado: My mom won't care if she unpacks first or not, so I guess it's fine if we're there by 6. 

closetclaire: How do you know? 

money_delgado: I'm her son, what don't I know about her. 


Family Shenanigans

gloglo: Okay, everybody, were finally on our way home. I HATE YOU JAY 

Alex_Dunphy: Oh no, what have you done? 

gloglo: he wont see it. ill delete it b4 he gets on his computer 

Skywalker: or mabye he's so old that his vision is so bad that he won't see it at all. 

gloglo: yea good point

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