Has Anyone Seen Our Kids!?

message from: Macaque

We start off with Macs pov/recall to previous, canon fic, chapters; the the chat chaos

Getting the spellbound from Chen was INSANELY easy, Macaque didn't fully know why that Nya girl was sneaking around

Getting past the gaurds was like picking a mango from flower fruit mountain... then again he COULD and DID travel through the shadows...eh, who cares

First thing he did was text the family group chat, as soon as he could they where there for about 4, 5 days; meaning that wukong Nad the others 100% stormed heaven, Diyu, and probably a whole bunch of other places

Wouldn't surprise him if they went to the moon again or down to the bottom of the ocean......Chen was dead

which consisted of, oh, about 15 people, 17 when the twins git old enough.....all being God's or demons(former humans included)
Well, if you counted the cat....Mo was strongly sentient but not a demon? No one really knew and so they didn't question it

So he grabbed his Phoenix and opened the chat

Family bonding? More like hell:
Contacts: Macaque, Wukong, Pigsy, Tang, Sandy, Tieshan, Niu, MK, Mei, Red, Yin, Jin, Nezha, Bai He, Chang'e, AoGuang, AoLie

Nicknames: Macadamia_nut, one-man-army, Dadsy, Monke2.0, therapist-provider, IronWill, BullDaddy, its_only_a_flesh_wound, Grimlin, Sparky, Chaos_, _Bringer, Whats-sleep?, im_just_a_baby, moonbun, gotaproblem?_usewater, :3

Online: Macadamia_nut, one-man-army, therapist-provider, IronWill, BullDaddy, Chaos_, _Bringer, Whats-sleep?, im_just_a_baby, moonbun, gotaproblem?_usewater, :3

Macadamia_Nut: Hey fam! wanna go beat up the cultists that kidnapped our kids, Tang, Pigsy, and me?

Macadamia_Nut: I know you do, don't lie

Whats_sleep?: excuse my language but what the actual fuck are you talking about?

One-man-army: who

IronWill: Mihou I suggest you explain because we've been rampaging through half of the realms look for you and the kids

:3: Macaque, what happened to my granddaughter?~

Gotaproblem?_useqater: qhere are you guys, weev looked almost everywhere where could you possibly be!?

Moonbun: you- you should really explain I've never seen AoLie this mad-

Whats_sleep?: what kids- is BaiHa okay!?

Im_just_a_baby: no im right here...where did you go!? You've been gone for a week! And- and we couldn't find you or mk or Mei or red and we thought you where dead

Macadamia_Nut: no, no, no, im okay Moonlight, just some strange guys took me and the trauma magnets away

Im_just_a_baby: ....that- that doesn't make me feel any better pa

Macadamia_Nut: Yeah, it's not....ideal but it's okay, and funny, I can't see you physically right now but I've got a whole lot of information to share

One-man-army: well tell us now!

Macadamia_Nut: shut the fuck up Wukong, im talking to my daughter!

:3: if my grandkid is dead I'm going to kill someone painfully and slow :)

Moonbun: I well repeat, Lie has a knife- HOW AND WHEN DID HE GET A KNIFE!?

Gitaproblem?_usewater: I'm sorry, he has a what? Lei put the knife

Whats_sleep?: what the hell did I miss-