Identity v chatfic

Patty Lovers

Edgar's biggest fan:I LOVE EDGAR

Idrinkpaint: Im sorry?

Patty:aww cute @pattysboys look boys young love

Willyboy:Aww

Heybatterbatter:they are so cute

Lucky:i love young love

Andy:So sweet

Aesoup: Cute ig

Kevvy :They are adorable patty!

Vic:Love is amazing!!

Catboy:Um why does patty have a gc called patty's boys?

Lucky: Because we all really love patty

Andy:Yea he's amazing and sweet and pretty

Kevvy:watch it boy

Andy:Sorry

Mindseyes: OMG

Memi: PATTY HAS YALL WRAPPED AROUND HIS FINGER

Bartender: FR I BET THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING HE SAYS

Patty: I know at least two of them would

Kevvy: HEY NOW WE JUST APPRECIATE PATTY RIGHT GUYS?

Vic: YEA

Aesoup: yup

Andy: what they said

Heybatterbatter: We have thoughts of our own..... well we do Will, lucky, kev and andrew don't

LUCKY:WHAT I THINK FOR MYSELF GANJI

Patty: Hey lucky we have a match together tonight make sure i get ok dear?

Lucky: Yes miss dorval ╰(⸝⸝⸝'꒳'⸝⸝⸝)╯

Patty: Thank you love

Edgar's biggest fan: HAHAHAH SIMP YOU ARE WORSE THAN JOKER BWAHAHHA

Margie's bf: HEY IM NOT THAT BAD

Joker's gf: we have a match in 20 mins my love make sure we get a win ok?

Margie's bf: ofc ofc marg anything for you!<3

Edgar's biggest fan: BLEH YALL ARE SO LOVEY DOVEY GET A ROOM!! patty you might need a big room you gots yourself a haram

Idrinkpaint replied to Edgar's biggest fan: Mike I need a win tonight do not lose do it for me ok?

Edgar's biggest fan: BBBBBBBB >(///) < YES OF COURSE EDGAR I WONT LOSE NEVER I PROMISE

Memi: everyone here is obsessed with someone it's so funny!!

Bartender: FR!!

Idrinkpaint: patty, marg dms? now...pls

Joker's gf: ooh ofc eddie

patty:Ofc hun

Idrinkpaint+two others went offline

My Girls

Eds:help please

Marg: what's up ed's?

Patty: yea are you ok dear? i can make tea

Eds: Ok so um can i just idk rant/vent real quick i'm super confused

Marg:Yea dear

Patty: Ofc lovely

Eds is typing....

Eds: ok so um i don't know what to do anymore i don't know if mike likes me and now he's like acting like this and im super confused and annoyed i asked vera but she was a bitch as
usual  and said he probably just likes to mess with me because she saw him talking to Norton and being flirty and I don't know what to do because she also said norton likes mike? and now i'm freaking out because he was just flirting with me but i don't know and i know you've known him for a long time marg and i know you're good at this stuff patty i'm sorry guys

Marg: Oh dear not vera again shes been doing this sense day one ugh

Patty:Ok so eddie please take a deep breath ok? everything that vera says is out of jealousy and not true i had Norton over for tea last night and he didn't shut up about orpheus and naib and how cool they both are

Marg: Yea and mike totally likes you! he was telling joker about you all 5 of their matches! i don't know what vera's on but i think she's just trying to be rude

Patty:Im gonna brb ok? i have something i need to do don't worry ed's marg take him to the kitchen and get out the tea

Marg: alright patty! i'm assuming you want a cup

Patty: ofc girl

Eds:thanks patty thanks marg

three people went offline

Vera

Patty: Wtf is wrong with you vera? can you stop fvcking with edgar? he hasn't done anything to you

Vera: Seriously? you text me for that? It's not my fault he's upset i just told him the truth

Patty: girl you don't even know mike? you don't make an effort to know him don't go saying stuff like that and being a bitch ok

Vera: Ok well not my fault edgar is a big baby

Patty: Fuck you vera

patty left the chat

NOTES!!
Ok so i finally have a set plot for this!! for the most part and set ships and character relationships! Also i know people ship vera and edgar and think they would be friends but after rereading her lore and his i can say they probably wouldn't be friends!