DHMIS Rates their ships

(Intro)

Me: Hello! I'm the person who made this shit. So before we start we are gonna teleport the characters in.. But before we do.. I may have to put some Trigger Warnings.

TRIGGER WARNING:
This contains:

Some ships you may not agree with.
Cursing.
Warren Eagle (The ugly crusty musty worm)

Me: Okay.. Uhm.. I don't know what other trigger warnings I should've added but yeah.. Okay time to teleport them in!

**Presses on a button**

Red Guy: What the-

Duck: Hey! Where are we! >:(

Yellow Guy: ..This place is weird..

Duck: I agree! What is this place anyways?

Red Guy: I don't know..

Me: Hello hello! Welcome!

Red Guy: Who are you?

Me: I am Darling, Darlings.

Duck: Darling? That's a stupid name.

Me: Wow.. Thanks for saying that "Duck" who is a literal duck. Anyways.. This place is called the white abyss!

Red Guy: Is that why its bright as fuck?

Me: Yep!

Yellow Guy: Why are we here?

Me: You guys are here to rate your ships!

Red Guy: How?

Me: Well.. You can rate it like this: 0/10 or write on a piece of paper and put a number on it.. Or smth.. Idc. Understood?

Duck: Okay.. So.. It's just the three of us then? That's gonna end quickly..

Red Guy: That would be a relief.

Me: Nope! Not just you three! I'm gonna add the teachers too!

**Presses another button**

Tony/Clock: What the fuck?! Where am I?!

Colin/Computer: ...What the hell...

Shrignold: This isn't the love cult. 😀

Sketch/Sketchbook: hm?

Me: Hello there teachers!

Electracy/Electric box: Well hello there friend! Will you tell us where we are?

Me: Of course! This is the white abyss! But I will teleport EVERYONE to a different room that has a big screen.

**Teleports everyone**

Red Guy: What the..

Warren/Worm/Eagle/IDGAF: Where are we now?

Yellow Guy: Oh shit.. It's you again.

Warren/Worm/Eagle: Oh.. Uhm.. Hi.. I guess..

Me: Anyways.. I will now explain to the teachers what we're doing here!

**explains again..** (irl I am a bad explainer person)

Me: Understood?

Steve/Meat Man: Uhm.. Okay.. Sure.

Me: Perfect! I will be here and rate the ships with you all.. Now.. Let's start shall we?!

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