All My Stars

Family Matters

Smut warning!!

Kyle woke up with Stan snuggled up to him in his childhood bed. He checked the alarm clock on the nightstand. 6:30 in the morning.

He got up carefully so he wouldn't wake Stan. He snuck out of the room and down the hall. He knocked on Ike's bedroom door.

Ike opened it. He was barely getting out of bed.

"What do you want? I'm getting ready for school."

"Why were you at Stan's party on Saturday?"

"Why were you?"

"I'm an adult. You're seventeen."

"You're not old enough to drink though," Ike said.

"I will be in like a week."

"Don't tell mom and dad I was there. I'll tell them you kissed Stan."

"They won't give a fuck. Didn't you hear what dad did with Randy in the hot tub that one time?"

"Please don't tell them, Kyle. Mom will kill me."

"Fine, I won't. You can't come to my friend's parties though."

"Why not?"

"Because you're my little brother. It's weird."

"Fine. Stan's party was way better than high school parties though."

"How would you know? You and Tricia hid in the garage the whole time."

Ike stared at him.

"Kyle," Stan came up behind him. He rubbed his eyes. "Can we go back to my barn?"

"You two had a sleepover?" Ike asked.

"We have sleepovers all the time," Kyle said.

"Y'all fucking?" Ike asked.

"That's inappropriate," Kyle said.

Stan's cheeks turned red.

"Look at Stan blush," Ike laughed.

"Let's go, Stan," Kyle said.

Stan followed Kyle out of the door and into his car.

"Good morning, by the way," Kyle said.

"Good morning," Stan said.

Kyle touched his cheek. He leaned in.

Shiela walked out of the front door.

"Kyle!"

Kyle rolled down the car window.

"Am I interrupting something, boys?"

"No, mom."

Stan's cheeks were red again.

"You didn't tell me goodbye," she said.

"I thought you left for work. Goodbye."

"Where are you going?" She asked.

"Just to Stan's house. Does it really matter? I'm an adult, mom."

"You're still under my roof, Kyle."

"Okay, mom."

"Bye, bubby."

"Bye, mom."

"Bye, Mrs. Broflovski," Stan said.

Kyle pulled out of the driveway.

"She almost saw us kiss," said Stan.

"I don't think she's gonna care if we're dating, Stan."

"Are we dating?"