Intermission 2

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"Well I'm gonna go get some snacks," Joe said and left

The was before the portal the opened, making Tempest immediately bolted towards the portal, trying to do everything he can to close it, to everyone's, minus Evo and Drake, confusion. But he could feel the emotions coming from the portal, from happiness and joy, to shock and anger, because he could feel who was was doing through, so he tired to close the portal

The emotions got stronger, so he grabbed a couple pieces of wood and nails to block it...and they somehow stayed on it. The others were confused as hell, but the two other Gods knew what was coming, and Evo was trying to pulled Pandora's box out in case...SHE...came. He shivered cause he didn't want her on him, last time he nearly died

"What is going on," Midoriya asked the two

"Well it seem we're about to get new guests," Drake said with a chuckle

"Yeah unfortunately," Evo said as he sensed her

"Tempestbro," Kirishima aksed

"Oh well about that," he said, annoyed,"you see, remember how I said I had a Harem and all that?"

They nodded, although a lot of the men and women were still uncomfortable about that, especially sense they come from a society where stuff like that is virtually none existent. But eh they've seen anime harems and didn't really think about it

"Well my friends also have Harems," Tempest said,"some have around 10 or so, though Evo here is the only one I know to have a single wife."

He explained this as he desperately tried to barricade the portal while he tried to ask his friends for help. But either told him that he was one his own or didn't want to get castrated, then he suddenly started sighing as the boards bent outward, which started to scare the MHA and Justice League cast.

"Wait, you said your friends have harems right," Midoriya asked

"Yes, though not all, some have one girl like Evo," he said, as he looked at the portal

"Does that mean Joe has a harem too?"

This obviously maxed everyone curious but Tempest intervened, as the banging grew louder

"No he doesn't have a harem," he yelled,"he actually thinks are nothing but a pain in the ass. He said that while some people call it every mans dream, he said those people who said that must've been high or something. He said he'd rather have one girlfriend then get put in the situation he called being tossed around between a bunch of girls like some kind of man whore."

A lot of them nodded as they understood the reasoning, as some approved. Mineta obviously voiced his complaints about how blasphemous Joe was was for saying that, which annoyed everyone. And he got him a bat stun gun to the nuts, courtesy to of the worlds greatest detective. While those that thought similar to Mineta kept their mouths shut, fearing the women would rip them in half

"Yeah, I was shocked too," Tempest said,"so I asked him why he didn't want one, after that I dropped it and just let him do what makes him happy."

Soon the boards were exploded and soon a girl came out, blonde hair, lilac colored eyes and a good body. She stood there as she looked around, mad as she spotted Tempest, who stood there with a bored look and all, actually he looked annoyed more then ever

"Woah," Kaminari said

"Damn," Sero said

"H-Holy shit," Shigaraki said with a red face

"Impressive," Toga said

"Yang," Tempest said, rubbing his nose,"what are you doing here?"

"What do you think, you kidnapped my boyfriend," she said

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