Kaoru x reader

The Job of a High School Host

[3:15pm Haruhi & Y/n studying in the library late for the club, groans softly and closes her book, runs down the hall] Haruhi: we are never gonna hear the end of it if I show up late. [gets to Music Room #3 and opens the door to a tropical rainforest] Haruhi: What's this...? Where am I? Hosts: Welcome! [all of them wearing Balinese clothing] (Haruhi When I opened the door, the whole place was decked out like a tropical paradise. Can you see this, from heaven mom?) [agitated This is the club I was forced to join. A toucan lands on her head as a snake coil around a tree next to her] Twins: You finally made it Haruhi & Y/n, you're so late. [Haruhi looks at her calendar] (I could be wrong, but my calendar says it's still early spring.) [Mori & you were running in the background with Huni on his shoulders, Huni shouting in joy] Tamaki: Huddling under a kotatsu table fearing the cold is nonsense! And besides the heating system we have is [dramatic pose] The best! [Haruhi sighs] Kyoya: Do you have a problem with the way we run our club, Haruhi? Be careful what you say, you owe us eight million yen remember. [Haruhi remembers breaking the vase] Tamaki: Gentlemen don't bundle up in bulky clothing. It may be chilly early spring out there in the real world, but here at the club we want to surprise our chilly little kittens with a warm tropical paradise. [puts an arm around Haruhi] Oh yes, we've turned this place into nirvana. A balmy tropical island of everlasting summer! [throws his hand in the air] Haruhi: That's funny 'cause I feel a massive chill right now."  

The Host Club is Now Open For Business 

Tamaki: Oh yes! I almost forgot to mention to you ladies, next week the Ouran host Club is sponsoring a party. [Haruhi stops walking, looking back at Tamaki] Haruhi: We're throwing a party? Twins' Guest 1: What kind of party is it going to be? Twins' Guest 2: Is it going to be formal? Hikaru: Yes, in fact we've rented the school's largest hall. Kaoru: It's the perfect place for dancing. Right baby Y/n: yes Kaoru and I will be dancing all night long [after the club, 5:23 Tamaki eating ramen, pouting] Tamaki: I can't take this anymore... [sitting at a separate table from the others] Hikaru: Hey boss! Why don't you stop eating that commoner's ramen and come over here to help us with the party planning! Kaoru: Does it really bother you that Princess Kasuga has taken a liking to Haruhi? [Kyoya typing on his laptop] Kyoya: He shouldn't be surprised, she's had the illness for a while now, hasn't she? Haruhi: What illness? Hikaru: She's got the host hopping disease. [shrugs] Kaoru: A.K.A. The never the same boy twice disease. [shrugs] Kyoya: Usually our customers choose a favorite host and then see them regularly. However, Princess Kanako tends to change her favorites, on a regular basis. Y/n: yep even me [Huni hugging Usa-Chan] Huni: That's right, 'cause before she chose you, she was with Tama-Chan! [Haruhi understands now] Haruhi: Oh, so he's upset because I took her from him? Tamaki: "SHUT UP, I COULDN'T CARE LESS!!!" [shouts in her face] "I'm running out of patience! Haruhi! [points to her] It's time you started dressing like a girl! Y/n: don't scream at her face Haruhi: Huh? [Huni hiding behind Kyoya, teary eyed for being yelled at] Y/n: you are scaring Huni [Tamaki shaking his head in confusion] Tamaki: I don't understand how you can be so popular with the ladies when you yourself are a lady! No one in the entire school knows the truth except for those of us here! Hikaru: Yes she hopped out of taking gym classes. Y/n: lucky you  Kaoru: And the attendance numbers are all mixed together so no one can tell. [Tamaki pushes 'King's Private Property' chest into view and digs in it] Tamaki: That's enough Haruhi, now you listen to daddy. Y/n: don't call yourself daddy [Tamaki brings out a picture of Haruhi when she had long hair] Tamaki: Daddy wants you to go back to the way you were! [anime crying] Y/n: if she doesn't want to change then you  can force her [you hit Tamaki] Haruhi: Don't go blowing up my photos without asking me first! Hikaru: The more I look at this picture the more amazed I am. [everyone is looking at the picture that's on the wall, with Tamaki crying] Hikaru: How could this possibly become that? [referring to her middle school picture to her first day of high school, from the first episode] Y/n: I mean I don't mind how Haruhi looks right now she looks good Haruhi: The day before school started, one of the kids in my neighborhood got some gum in my hair. It's a real pain to get gum out of long hair, so I decided to cut it all off. [rubs the back of her head] I didn't care if I looked like a dude y'know? [Tamaki blows up in her face] Tamaki: Girls should never refer to herself as a dude! Mama! Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again. [anime crying again, crumpling to the floor] Hikaru: I'm sorry but who's mama? Kyoya: Based on club positions I assume it's me. Y/n: I wouldn't be surprise Haruhi: Look I don't see what you're crying about, working as a host I can pay back more of my debt. It'll never happen if I'm just an errand boy. Kaoru: Hate to change the subject, but do you have formal dancing experience? You'll need it at the party. [Haruhi sweat drop] Haruhi: Uh no. [slowly tilts her head] But the party doesn't have anything to do with my quota right? I'm not interested in going to events so if I could be excused.. [Tamaki evil star eyes, no longer crying] Tamaki: Definitely not, a refined gentleman must know how to dance. If you want to live the life of a host that badly, you're going to have to show us how far you're willing to go Haruhi. I order you to master dancing the waltz in one week, and you will demonstrate it for us at the party [spins and points at her] Or I'll tell the entire school that you're a girl! And knock you back down to errand boy. [Haruhi shaking while muttering nervously] Y/n: don't worry I can help you also Haruhi: thank you Y/n