"Imma shit in your mother"
Random Moan
"You fucking idjit"
"levi Say dada"
Monkey noise
Random music playing
"OW! Levi i'll take the.... the uh yeah!" Says with such confidence
"Fuck me in the ass"
"it's me the angel of death"
Random scat singing
"WHY IS IT USING REVENGE!"
Random meowing noises?
"She's my wife!"Proceeds to call me his baby babe which weirds me out
"Who's this fuck head? Is it you? Oh.... you're dead.... rest in penis"(Rest in penis is from me)
"Teddy TEDDY! Dance with me" UwU
"I look like a sophisticated gay"
"I put my finger in your butt"
inaudiable noise from Levi "no see I already did it smell my finger"
has character shoving finger in Levi's character face
"I like driving things"
sees grass "ITS GREEN!"
"That's gay man. I'm going to kiss you on the lips. Pucker up baby girl"
"Yo what the Fuck?! Oh wait I was walking into a wall."
"I'm fine just dying on the floor"
"Teddy no teddy no ^why?^ cause it'sa be in my way proceeds to making beeping musical noises"
"Fuck you mario!...... oh wait that's not Mario"
"It's loading it's a big map"
Me: big like my dick
Husband: nods and eats cheezits
Me: silent for a few seconds my big ol black dick
Husband: chokes. Friend laughing through the headset I can't take you anywhere
Me: we're not going anywhere
"fuck you it's ocean Lifeee"
"you'll never get me coppas" Weird ass Cackle
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Not PG-13 Gaming Quotes
HumorThis is just gaming quotes I've written from my exhusband and friends while they gamed. Do enjoy.
