Figured Out Or Nah

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After Tangerine got off the phone he turned around and jumped when he saw Ladybug and I.

Tangerine: Fuck me Jesus Christ

Ladybug: It's very rude, talking on the phone, on the train, in Japan

Tangerine: This rude enough for ya, ya fucking prick Shove that fuckin' hat up your fuckin' asshole, you hear me and those sunglasses of your's too sweetheart

He shut the curtain in Ladybugs face and we heard him walk out but we waited a few moments.

Ladybug: Fuck this job 

We walked away into another car. Ladybug sat down in front of Lemon and I sat in a seat across the aisle listening to music and reading a magazine that someone had left. I left one headphone out so I could hear this conversation

Ladybug: There's a gun under this...

Lemon: Whoa this is the quiet car gotta use your small inside voice in here, son

Ladybug: (whispering) There's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you, so I would...

Lemon: I can't really hear what you're saying

Ladybug: There's a gun...

A lady started shushing them. I leaned out into the aisle and slowly put my magazine down a little before I flicked the woman off before I sat back into my seat and continued with the magazine.

Lemon: I'm just fuckin' with you, mate

Ladybug: It's been a long time since Johannesburg

He was there what in the bloody hell.

Lemon: Yeah who the fuck are you

Ladybug: Really you don't remember me

Lemon: You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen and your partner there looks like a mafia bosses wife * pointing to me *

Ladybug: Well, I have something I believe you're looking f...

I mentally facepalmed myself this twat.

Ladybug: Really you don't remember me

Lemon: I'm sorry, mate I remember Johannesburg, but I don't remember you All right

Ladybug: You shot me

Lemon: I shoot a lot of people

Ladybug: You shot me twice

Lemon: Well, you also have a shoot able face I know you're black framed glasses and aviators the cheeky fuckers who took our briefcase

Ladybug: Yes yes, we are

They talked for a little longer till Ladybug brought Tangerine into the conversation.

Lemon: Real quick, um, every day is a fucking headache with you, innit... Right. (clears throat)

Ladybug: You and your partner...

Lemon: Look, I'm lemon, he's Tangerine

Ladybug: Okay, lemon... like the fruit

Lemon: Blessings

Hurricane: Mm

Lemon: Hey miss uh... can you shut up

I rolled my eyes and went back to my magazine that's when I saw Lemon's phone in his hand and it read a text that said ' Hurricane's here take care of her will yah '. They talked a little longer but eventually started fighting. While they were fighting I got a call from Tangerine. I looked around and made sure he was no where to be seen before answering it.

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