"well uh the uh can i get a 10 piece chicken mcnugget and uh can i get the the quarterpounder with cheese and a medium fries" asked jesser at mcdonalds. he was going to bring the food back to jane. he was drive when suddenly a car hit his, knocking him unconscious. when he woke up, he was in a room with heisenbones. "jesse we have to cock" said heisenbones
"yo mista smight, wtf, bitch." "jesse waltuh wont be able to cook today" heisenbones said, pulling out methylamine. then they cooked math for the next two weeks. when they were done, they had skinned meat, combine, and badges sell it on the street.
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the legend of heisenbones
Humor(this is obviously a joke fic, updates everytime i feel like it.)
