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Random BMC + DEH stuff (+ Oneshots)

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[WARNING - CRINGE] This is mainly random stuff (+ oneshots) I've written down in the notes app on my phone, and it's basically just memes + stuff. There are some shipping things in he(e)re, so I'd just like to preface this by saying that my ships a...

#alanaxzoe #arsonbros #bemorechill #bmc #boyf #boyfriends #dearevanhansen #deh #evanhansen #evanxjared #galaxygals #jakexrich #jaredkleinman #jaredxevan #jeremyheere #jeremyxmichael #kleinsen #michaelmell #michaelxjeremy #richjake #richxjake #riends #zoemurphy #zoexalana #zolana

BMC as random quotes

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(Not every character and song is here, cause I was already grasping at straws, so I didn't get one for everything)

Jeremy: "I'm a rebel, I'm having a rebellion"

Michael: "I'm fairly gay... Don't know why I said that, I'm totally gay"

Christine: "Red! Orange! Yellow... Grey... Blue, Indigo... Veeeerrrrrry light bluuuue... A rainbow!"

Rich: "I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about women... apart from the one where I have... the body of a crab..."

Jake: "I don't think we usually smoke Vodka, do we?"

Brooke: "She's a fancy flapjack"

(Brooke rn:

Idk, I'm getting desperate for these and I think that quote's funny so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ )

Chloe: "I have to have the most expensive thing. Not because it's expensive, but because it costs more"

(I know I've used this one for Chloe before, but it just fits so well, ok?)

The Squip: "Today we're talking about the funniest thing in the world, people dying"

Mr Reyes: "I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain"

Mr Heere:

More Than Survive: "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Christine. Oh, stop me"

I Love Play Rehearsal: "Okay soliloquy girl, I just wanted to ask about your egg"

The Squip Song: "Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?"

Two-Player Game: "Zombie motherfuckers?"

The Squip Enters: "The demon wakes up, wackiness ensues"

Do You Wanna Ride?: "Alfie! Wanna go join a threesome?"

Halloween: "Is it a gathering, a shindig, or a hootenanny?"

Do You Wanna Hang?: "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity"

Michael in the Bathroom: "I'm going to drown myself in the lake!"

The Pitiful Children: "He knows the truth about children
"What's that?"
"Sometimes they die

(Another one, cause they both fit)

"Seize the children!"
"Seize the day"
"I said day"

The Pants Song:

The Play: "When the vibe is too strong so your friend accidentally gets possessed"

Voices In My Head: "Just this once, EVERYBODY LIVES!"

Jeremy: "Isn't that overkill?"
The Squip: "I think it's just enough kill"

Brooke: "Does this sweater make me look fat?"
Chloe: "No. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple"