THE OWL HOUSE CHAOTIC GC

•drunk adults•

Attractive abomination guy: why is the hack so hot

Edric: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY DAD

Attractive abomination guy: I said he's hot

Harpy goddess: My rainestorms more hot

Attractive abomination guy: No they're not

Harpy goddess: they are

Demiboy younger sibling: HELP WHATS HAPPENING

Lilith: everyone's drunk

Harpy goddess: no we're not, rainestorm wanna make out😍

My otter with a dark side<3: eda seems pretty normal

Rainestorm: sure 😍

My otter with a dark side<3: okay they're definitely drunk

Lilith: oh titan, they're actually gonna make out

Demigirl younger sibling: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THE ABOMINATION COVEN HEAD IS PINNING DAD TO THE WALL AND KISSING HIM

Lilith: they're all drunk thats why

Demigirl younger sibling: OUR DAD AS WELL?

Lilith: yes

Demiboy younger sibling: how did they all get drunk?

Lilith: I don't actually know-

Demiboy younger sibling: THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE DRUNK??

Lilith: I watched eda and raine drink apple blood and in our chat alador pinged darius asking when he was coming over to make out with him and Darius responded and I could clearly tell they were both drunk

My otter with a dark side<3: YOU GUYS HAVE A CHAT WITHOUT US?

Lilith: yes we do

My otter with a dark side<3: rude

Lilith: don't say that to your aunt

My otter with a dark side<3: you're not my aunt anymore, I'm disowning you🙂

Lilith: that's not how it works-

My otter with a dark side<3: well it's how it works now

Lilith: where are you anyway?

My otter with a dark side<3: at willows house, I'm having a sleepover

Lilith: shouldn't you be socialising instead of talking to me

My otter with a dark side<3: willows asleep

Lilith: then shouldn't you be sleeping?

My otter with a dark side<3: I can't sleep

Lilith: try to

My otter with a dark side<3: SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN

Lilith: is the window closed?

My otter with a dark side: yes and locked

Demiboy younger sibling: LUZ OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW FOR ME AND AMITY

My otter with a dark side: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING AT WILLOWS HOUSE?

Demiboy younger sibling: TRYING TO SAVE OUR EARDRUMS

My otter with a dark side<3: WHAT HAPPENED?

Demiboy younger sibling: WE STARTED HEARING MOANING

My otter with a dark side<3: OH MY-

Demiboy younger sibling: NOW LETS US IN WE'RE TIRED

My otter with a dark side<3: finee

*viney has come online*

Viney: can someone explain why emira just showed up at my window

Demiboy younger sibling: OUR DAD AND DARIUS WERE DOING STUFF

Viney: OH

My otter with a dark side<3: basically everyone at blight manor besides alador and darius are traumatised

Demiboy younger sibling: Yeah we are

Lilith: now I'm starting to hear things..

My otter with a dark side<3: I'm going to sleep, goodnight

*my otter with a dark side<3, demiboy younger sibling, viney and lilith have gone offline*