Wrong number kid

Adopted?

Nats pov

Okay, what the hell? This is ridiculous. First bucky was unusually addicted to his phone now Sam's joined him. They're always pointing to their phones and whispering as if they're hiding some big secret. Like bitch what the fuck!? So... that's what led me here, stealing Sam's phone while Clint's keeping him busy.

They're texting a child. A bloody child. I don't care I'm adding mine and Clint's number to the groupchat.

Y/n pov

So the two adults (yea ik I'm surprised too) added two new numbers to the group. So obviously I need to text them.

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Kid
You know it's not cool that you just add random people to the group

Buck
Kid what do you mean?

Kid
Bitch you added two new people to the group

Buck
Wait
WTF
Did you assholes steal my phone again?!?!?

??
No
We stole Sam's phone.

Red Pigeon
Goddammit, Clint!
Now the kid knows my name!

Kid
So "??" Is named Clint?
And Red Pigion is Sam?
Wtf who the hell named you kids?

???
I'm sorry what did you call Sam?

Kid
Red pigeon...

                                                                                                                                                                                                            ???                                                                                                                                        I-    You're my new favorite person.

      I'm adopting you now.
Y

ou can call me knives

??
Um knives?
You can't just adopt kids you met online

Buck
And She's mine!

Red Pigeon
I'm the fun uncle!!

Kid
Shut up Clonce. 

Knives
Yea, shut up Clonce.

Buck
Listen to my child Clinton

Kid
I'm sorry Clinton😂😂😂

Clint
Shut up Child
I don't like being the only one without a nickname

Kid
Ok
What do you like then?

Red Pigeon
Call him cupid
Trust me it's perfect

Kid
Ok....

Buck
By the ways guys,she was the one who introduced me to the CA PSAs

Knives
Oh my lord
That was you?

Cupid
I'll never be able to thank you, Kid.
You are my hero!
I have never seen anything like that before.

Kid
Yea well like I told Buck, it's my mission to introduce people to them
If I have to endure that ridiculous torture at school then so does everyone else.

Cupid
It was definitely ridiculous.
W

ait kid, how old are you?

Kid                                                                I can't say...

Buck
She's 14

Red Pigion
IM SORRY WHAT

Knives
Kid you shouldn't really be texting strangers on the internet

Kid
But.. it's fun...
And buck told me he wasn't a pedo...

Knives
And he's not.
None if us are.
But it's still dangerous
But don't stop talking to us.
Especially me since I adopted you

Cupid
Knives still don't think thats a legal thing
She might not be okay with it

Kid
Nah I'm okay with it.
Yellow mama knives!

Knives
SEE
She's fine with it!

Cupid
Fine..
I'm the other uncke then.

Kid
Dam
I have more family today than my entire life.

Cupid
Kid...
I'm glad to be your family

Knives
Me too kiddo
Wait
What's the time where you live?
Right here it's 9.45 pm

Kid
NO WAY
ITS 9.45 PM HERE TOO

Knives
We're living in the same time zone then.
Hold on
You go to school.
It's a school night
Have you done your homework and eaten your dinner? It's getting late

Buck
Hey look it's mama Nat!

Red Pigeon
This isn't something you see everyday...

Kid
I did my homework...
Kind of

Knives
Complete it quick
And did u eat yet?

Kid
Nah..
I don't get hungry at night.

Knives
Your a growing kid. You need to eat something.

Cupid
I hate to day it but she's right kid..

Kid
Fine..
I'll eat something..

Knives
Good.

Kid
Dammit your scary even through the screen!

Knives
😁

Kid
Fine..
Good night guys!!

Everyone
Byeee