South Park High (Kyle Broflovski x Female Reader)

Two Guys, Two Boners

(Kyle's POV)

I woke up feeling my head throbbing and I winced. My noise indicating I was awake got the attention of Y/n. "Oh my gosh you are awake!" She sounded overjoyed.  We were in my bedroom and I had bandages on my face. "What the fuck happened?" I asked clueless and had a hard time recollecting the events before I passed out. "Well I don't know I left a couple minutes before it happened, you and Cartman were fighting over the fact that he thought you and me had sex?" She stared at me with her big, comforting eyes perplexed like she was waiting for me to tell her the whole story. I got red in the face remembering it all, I glanced at her neck, noticing the clear bruising wrapping around it and my eyebrows formed a concerned look on my face. "Not to get off topic, but what the hell happened to you?" Y/n was taken back and shook her head before responding, "Uhm, Cartman basically strangled me." My blood boiled, I clenched my fists tight. I sat up and started walking towards the door to kill the bastard. I swung open the door to find my friends standing there, Stan, Kenny, and...Cartman. I practically growled at him. "Wow hold on Kahl you know I was only messing around don't be such a fucking pussy." I wasn't in the mood to fight in front of everyone and let them in. Y/n walked down the stairs wondering what the commotion was. I had seen her earlier this morning, but I guess I wasn't paying attention to what she was wearing. My jaw dropped seeing her in a tight, small, lace dress. The guys kinda stared at her, not to mention Kenny was practically drooling. She was surprised thinking she was alone with me and now was standing in front of four gawking boys.

(Y/n's POV)

I could feel my cheeks warm up realizing they could see what I was wearing. I saw that they were watching tv and I plopped down beside Kenny and Cartman. "Woah there, shouldn't you get dressed?" Stan inquired. "Oh uh my clothes are in the laundry this is all I have left." I blushed slightly. Kyle didn't want me, near Cartman and wedged himself between Eric and I don't think he meant to, but he pushed me a bit over as well. I accidentally placed my hand on Kenny's thigh to reposition myself. Kenny grabbed a pillow from the couch and put it on his lap. Eric glanced and laughed right away, "Oh my gosh, Kinny just got a boner because Y/n touched his thigh!" He toppled over laughing. I had to admit it was pretty funny, for Kenny being a manwhore, he did get pretty flustered around me. "Alright guys move over, I don't wanna sit on the floor anymore." Stan complained trying to fit in the couch. "We aren't all going to fit.." I said stating the obvious. "Y/n just sit on someone's lap you're small enough." Stan said just wanting to sit down. I got flustered by this being caught off guard with his suggestion."Go sit with Kinny, Y/n he obviously would enjoy it." Eric snickered. We all sat there in silence before Cartman got fed up, "Go on sit on Kinny's lap bitch" He shoved me over, and before I could slide over again they filled the spots. My face felt hot and red, I mean I wouldn't if he didn't already have a fucking erection. Kenny's boner wouldn't go down and I knew that me sitting on his lap wouldn't make it go down anytime soon. It did get uncomfortable, it poked my ass, I kept scooting around trying to find a good spot and didn't realize that I was accidentally stimulating him. Kenny's breathing hitched and somehow he managed to get harder than before. I felt bad and decided to stop moving around and just deal with it. When he noticed I had stopped, he started to do the grinding, I could hear him curse under his breath. I tried to take my attention towards the movie and didn't realize that Kenny had snaked his hand up my tiny dress until he started caressing my breasts. "AHH" I was so startled I fell off his lap, and everyone laughed. "Can I sit somewhere else? I don't need Kenny grabbing my tits again." I clearly felt embarrassed and honestly a little violated. "Bitch don't think for a second you can sit on my lap" Cartman huffed, crossing his arms. I shuddered in disgust at the thought. I took my last option and without wasting another second I plopped myself down on Kyle's lap. "Hey wai-" Kyle began to say as he was taken off guard by my sudden movement. "Shut up Kyle, this is the only time you will have a girl sitting on your lap." Stan said annoyed and sick of people interrupting the movie. I could sense Kyle got stiff like a statue, his whole damn body was so tense. "Kyle you are fine, we don't even like each other like that, trust me I don't find it weird." I said quietly trying to comfort him. He relaxed a little and wrapped his arms around my waist making my heart skip a beat. 

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The movie ended and I yawned realizing how late it was. "Hey Y/n I have a question" Kenny said turning to me, everyone looked at him as well. "You can still get into your house right?" "If this is an invitation to let you bang me in my house then it's a no." I laughed. "No no nothing like that, but I was thinking it would be cool if you threw a party there this Saturday." I thought about it for a second and smiled, "I actually think that would be an awesome idea!" I got up and hugged him in excitement. "Ok this Friday we will talk about it and set everything up." Kenny said, finalizing the plan. They soon left and it was just me and Kyle. "Look Kyle, I'm really sorry you were stuck with me sitting on your lap" I apologized shyly. "No it's alright, I didn't see it as weird." We started walking upstairs to head to bed with Kyle following behind me. I stopped in my tracks and he did too. "Oh shit I just dropped my earring!" I said in a panicked tone.

(Kyle's POV)

"You dropped your what?" I asked, "Never mind found it!" she said. She bent over to pick up the earring, and I blushed, getting a full view of her legs and ass. My hands went clammy, and my face was bright red. I glanced down and realized I had a raging boner. "Uhm I need to go to my room like asap, see you tomorrow Y/n." "Oh sure, see you." I quickly shut the door and sat on my bed. I nervously tugged at my curls. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit" I exclaimed embarrassed and disgusted. "Kyle, why do you have to be a disgusting pervert!" I scolded myself. I rarely get erections, and I didn't really know how to make it go away without jerking off. "Uhh uhm fuck, shit shit shit why the hell did this happen? I am not attracted to her! I mean it was only her ass, but like a good ass on any girl is nice." I tried reasoning with myself. I knew I had to get rid of it and just wanted to get it over with. I started with thinking about boobs and girls in general, pulling my pants down and grabbing ahold of my member awkwardly stroking it. This went on for a minute or two, and then Y/n's ass and body figure flashed in my mind, and I started going faster and panting heavily. When my mind went back to thinking other sexual things I lost the spark feeling I had rising within me. "I can't believe I'm about to do this.." I sighed. I started thinking about Y/n and the way she had curves in all the right places, and her in her towel dripping wet from the shower, and her bending over exposing her ass. I was stroking furiously and bit my lip hard and squeezed my eyes shut feeling myself get close. "Oh shit...fuck...augh" I whispered to myself as I came in my hand. I was sweating and out of breath. I got up and washed my hands, feeling disgusted with myself. It wasn't ok to think of her in that way. I laid in bed pissed at my own mind I was guessing, after a while I had managed to drift off to sleep.

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(Y/n's POV)

I got up and went to school. Me and the guys were spreading word of the party at my house and told everyone that any booze and smokes would be appreciated. We all met up at Kyle's house to discuss everything, and headed over to mine to get things ready. Once it was done we knew that we were ready for tomorrow.