𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙔/𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙞. 𝙍𝙖𝙣'𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚.
"He love me, he give me all his money
That Gucci, Prada comfy My Ran Haitani"
Ran Haitani always seeks love and a serious relationship but no one can take...
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DO's and DONT's to REMEMBER
☑ say 'i hate you' atleast 3 times a day
☑ let him drink until he mess up and laugh at his drunk actions. Always take a video! (Save it for later... Ehem)
☑ Punch him if he misbehave. ( Because sometimes he's still that bastard)
☑ Try being dominant at times. ( He barks.literally. )
☑ Let him do the chores on his day off
☑ call him 'sir' randomly and he'll pass out
☒ Don't laugh at his stupid jokes. Make him realize he's really stupid ( but i cant help myself and always end up giggling)
☒ never let him near other girls because he always end up fighting them
☒ ignore anything weird. ( Like when he walks around the room butt-naked + Dick hanging)
☒ never make him sad or worse, cry .( He's a baby girl )
Signed,
𝓨/𝓷 𝓵/𝓷 - 𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓲
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Sanzu hissed as he plopped down the chair beside rindou on a round table with the other executives, he looked at them one by one and sighed before speaking
" I just saw our boss getting smacked by his wife with a fucking flipflop in his own office.. imma cry.."
Rindou tapped his back while the others just ignored it since it was a normal thing when Mikey and his wife had a fight
Takeomi sips on his coffee and gazed his attention to the smiling Ran who's in deep daydream
He's zoned out
" And Ran, how come you and your wife never had a fight?"
Ran snapped out of his mind and famed a cough before giving out his answer.
"Our love is so strong we never had a fight-- i immediately kneel on salt and beg for forgiveness" Ran spoke with such confidence but his colleges just gave him a weird look
" Jit down bad for real " koko giggled and flipped his oh so gorgeous hair
And mochi whispered, "Simp"
" How old is she? She looks young" Takeomi asked again
"16"
Silence.
" I'm literally calling the police " koko opened his phone attempting to dial 911 but Rindou just shrugged and added, " just kidding they're the same age don't worry"
Ran crossed his legs and continued ignoring their comments, " my y/n is never wrong. She's always right. She is a gift from hell that i love so much i would give up everything for her"
"Can you just shut the fuck up? You're embarrassing as a brother" the younger haitani snickered and rolled his eyes in annoyance
He's tired of his brother's lover boy era
"Oh you're just jealous i have a loving wife! Remember when she caressed my face with her soft and delicate hands?"
"You mean when she punched you because you were so drunk you slept outside?"
"Yea! She's so perfect right?"
Rindou scoffed, "She's terrifying "
" She loves me so much She even choked me with her thighs "
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✎ ̼ Author's note
↻ this was just a random idea i decided to put in words. Please i warned you this is not a serious type of story
↻ everything is fictional. Dont take things seriously. ALL SATIRE
↻ this story is connected to Hello, Manjiro.
↻ this contains profanities and words not appropriate to all readers, so please proceed with precautions
↻ all characters are considered 18+
↻ NO SMUT OR NSFW CONTENT but things can be suggestive
↻ english is not my first language and I'm sorry for grammatical errors on the way
