sam and cat/icarly: #idatesamsroomate

sam argues with carly

carly: sam let me in

sam: ugh what do you want you beanface roommate stealing brunette

carly: just to talk

sam: i don't wanna talk to you

carly: i said let me in.

sam: fine whatever you're in, and freddie- yeah get out

freddie: why

sam: because apparently i'm talking to carly

carly: you need to because ever since i got here we haven't been able to communicate

sam: you're in here, so.. communicate

carly: you never cry and you're suddenly crying when freddie comes back? what's that about?

sam: look i don't know i just-

carly: just?...

sam: i got this feeling when i saw you, the same feeling i had when you left for italy. 

carly: what feeling?

sam: abandonment. you abandoned me just like my dad. you left me with freddie snd gibby so i came here and you steal my roommate

carly: that is not fair i DID NOT abandon you i moved.

sam: yeah you moved half way across the world and- CARLY- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

carly: you seemed so emotional and i thought it would be an opportunity for a kiss

sam: i'm with freddie and you're with cat

carly: you don't tell them about that

sam: okay i won't, don't worry- FREDDIE FREDDIE CARLY KISSED ME

freddie: carly what? i thought you weren't-

sam: dude, i am and- she saw me all vulnerable and KISSED ME

freddie: now why would she do that?

sam: i don't know, she's totally not that type of person

freddie: carly why did you do that to my girlfriend

carly: um- freddie

freddie: what do you want now?

carly: this

freddie: oh my god what is wrong with you? SAM

sam: CARLY. did you kiss him too?

freddie: yes she did

sam: THATS IT. where is it- i threatened it before and i meant it, oh it's time

freddie: is that necessary? all she did was-

sam: benson..

freddie: okay fine buttersock her for kissing me just don't buttersock me

sam: you fear me when i hold this don't you

freddie: um no

sam: good. so i'm gonna go buttersock carly now and try not to kill my ex icarly partner

carly: uh sam- why do you have your-

sam: don't talk just do this

carly:

sam did not did hit me and knock me over with her buttersock

sam: well, bye

freddie: so how was viciously attacking carly with your buttersock

sam: spencer would kill me if he knew i did that to her it was that much fun

carly: sam, sam, why did you do that? freddie will you please tell her she's insane for giving me the buttersock

freddie: i'm sorry i can't do that, im her boyfriend and you kissed me so i'm on her side with this one

carly: well can one of you take me to the hospital, i think sam broke my nose

freddie: you broke her nose because she kissed me

sam: she kissed me too so she deserved it.

freddie: so she we take her to the hospital or-

sam: you go with her i'll stay here