Bumblina draggd Bumbleton alllll da way hom. "why u do dat to mai??" Bumblina complaned. Bumbleton stumbld uup 2 bed ignoring hiss wiff. Hee got inn da bed butt den fell out. "YEEEOOWW" Hee squeld.
da telefone beagann 2 ring!!
"OOOH! SOMEOME.!" Bumbleton mused. Hee wokd ovr 2 da telefone ahnnd pikdd it uup. "Sup babyyyy" A deeeeeep voice spok. "CAECILIUS!!" Bumbleton respondd. "How ya doin babygorl?😏" Caecilius askd inn a glorious tone. "Ugh. I'm so saddd, ma wiff fond out I wus chetting wif u🥲"Bumbleton responded.
"her's a plan. Att 4:25am meat mai outsid ya window, or else..😈" Caecilius sed in a cheeky butt mysterous voice. "oh mah gawd Caecae! Wat a perfec idea!" Suddenly the door opened and in came an angry-looking evil Bumblina. "WAT DOo U FINK UR DOING?!?" she-hee shriekd. "I'm ordring sum fride buush leaves off of deliveroo, wut's it 2 you?" hee sassed. "HOW DARR U SPEK TO MAI LIKE DAT!!"
"HOW DARR U BE SUCH A NOSY BUSH, SNOOPING IN MY BUSINESS😡" hee respondd. "UR SUCH A NON-GREENY!" "WUT DID U JUST SAY TO MAI?!?" "sorry bébé☹️" he mumbld. "It's okay my bébé bumblie" she hugs him.
"I'm juss going 2 ordr sumfing for myself 2 if u don mind!" she-hee sed. "NOOOO WAIT-" She-hee took the fone out of hiss sweaty gren branch-hands. "Hello?" she-hee sed. "WHO IS DIS AHNND WHY DID YU TAKE MA BOYFRIEND'S FONE?!?" Caecilius scremd in panic!(at the disco ;) "BOYFRIEND?!? IM HIS FAKING WIFF!!" She-hee Scremd bacc.
Bumblina slams down da fone ahnd woks out da door slammin itt obnoxiouslie. "WAIT BÉBÉ!!" Bumbleton calld after hurr. She-hee came bacc inn fuuming, "U KNOW WAT, I SHUD HAVE ACCEPTD UR FATHERS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL INSTED OF URS U SILLY CHEATING BUUSH SCUUMBAG! HEE ALSO HAAS MOR LEGG HARR DEN U! " she-hee went bacc out ahnnd slammed da door once mor, nokking sum screws out of itt. Bumbleton beguns 2 sobb uncrontrollablie...
To Be Continued...
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FanfictionIf you're looking for a NEW, HOT, ROMANCE story, then this is for you baby😏😏 TW: mentions of SCRUMPTIOUS, SEXY, CRUSTY feet. FABULOUS CHARACTERS INCLUDED: - Bumbleton - Bumblina (bumby's wife) - Caecilius ~ the scrumptious banker - Simon L e B o n...
