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chapter 16

Kaiser fan#1

GOOD MORNING MIKE

MORNING Y/N

YK WHAT I JUST REALIZED
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LOOK
BUT YOU KNOW HOW I LOOK🤬

Hmmm
True 🤔

Show a pic👿
I need a proof that you aren't some grandpa

I swear I'm not
and even if I did, I'd look good even as a grandpa

Bro
I just wanna see a pic of you😭

Hmm🤔
I'll think about it🥰

😒

Balls.

Monster 🤗
No you need to hear me out
If i eat myself,
Will i get twice as big or disappear completely

Reo
Wtf bachira

Hiori
That's actually a good question:)
But i think you can't eat yourself so please don't try it:(

Kurona bae
Kinda dumb

Whoa bachira
That's such a great question
But i have a better one
If mars had an earthquake would it be called marsquake?

Monster 🤗
Whoa that's also a good question

Shidou 😐
Whoa but
Why can you butter your bread but you can't bread your butter

Rin
Now that's just stupid 💀

Whoa shidou that's also a good question
😱

Eita
Lmao i don't think so

😡

Eita

HELLO
EITAAA

Hey
What's wrong?

Nothing 🤔

You're never texting me?

Whaaaat
Not true

🤨
So what do you need

I need you to be my bf😡

😃
What

bachira pranked me yesterday that isagi is his boyfriend and i want revenge

Oh ofc bae🥰
But i don't think he was joking
Bachira's gay af😱

Whoa😱
Really
I support him🥰🏳️‍🌈

Eita
Fr🏳️‍🌈🤟

Let's get back to the gc bae🥰

Ofc hunny🥰

Balls.

HEY
Bachira
I need to tell you something...