Sans aus reacts to more of the Multiverse

Babymare

Me:time for a wholesome au!

Dream:"FINALLLLY!

Lust:"hey how long are we staying here?"

Me:"NOT IMPORTANT! what is important is this. Now watch babymare!."

Nightmare: "...I'm sorry. Baby what now?.-"

Some church guy:"God is everything"

Babymare:"so gods an ion?"

Dream:"I-"

Blue:"...he's not wrong-- yet he is at the same time-"

Nightmare:"end me.

Some church guy:"i- no- he created everything-"

Babymare:"so God was created before the big bang?"

Some church guy:"no the big bang was created by a sound a word"

Babymare:"was the word "kaboom"?"

The other snicker or burst out laughing, and Nightmare hates life.

Ink drives

police chase after them*l

Blue:"! AHH! we're going to go to jail!"

Babymare:"you guys are, I'm saying I was kidnapped"

Dream:"i...he's not..that bad-"

Error:"yes he is.

Nm:"it's time for magic!"

Dust:"don't we all have magic?"

Dream:"nm- what are you doing?-"

Babymare:"magic! Now I need is a razor some scissors and a 20 dollar bill!"

Dream:"! N O-"

Dream:"no."

Babymare:"ok. Then I need a razor, some scissors and a 10 dollar bill!

Dream"i--"

Nightmare:"beat the system. Now make it end.

Babymare:"behold! Is this your card!"

The stars:"..."

Blue:"uhh no one pulled out a card nightmare-"

Nightmare:"...k I l l this THING.

Nm:"But would you like it to be your card...?🥺

Ink:"! Oh shit he's about to cry! Oh he's about to cry?!"

*The stars act impressed*

Killer:"wow. Lying to a child.

Blue:"SHHHH!"

Babymare:"! ^^ great! Now for my next trick I just need a piece of paper and gasoline!"

Dream:"...why?!"

Babymare:"I'm booored!"

Frisk:" *you explain that the stars are busy fighting and said it was gonna take a while so bring an activity, you brought a coloring book, and he brought a random toy he found in the base*"

Babymare:"..me so bored.me slipping away!"

Horror:"that's more of his problem--"

Cross:"agreed.

Babymare pours a bag of cheetos on his head

Dream:"Now Nm you need to take a bath"

Nm:"no! No bath!"

Dream:"you dumped a bag of chips on you and you expect NOT to get a bath?."

Cross:"..that's just weird.-"

X-Chara:'oh hush you did the same when you were little."

Babymare:"Ah finally! Home!"

Ink:"out of the way!"

Ink jumps over Nm who ducks

Dream:"! I- INK!"

Babymare:"hmph! That might have worked on a 6 year old. But I'm 7 now! It's me and dreams birthday!"

Dream:"...suure you are.-"

Dream:"..is he really 7 now?-"

Me:"nope, he just THINK he's now 6 or 7"

Nightmare:"more reason to make it end!.

Babymare:"I made this with a baseball bat, a loofah and a scrunched, *Nm plays his makeshift instrument*,doo-doo-doo! Wow, that's slappy UvU"

Ink:"ugh! I can't believe you made me skip my drawing for this!"

Nm:"...get him smoll boy!"

*Nm throws his plushie at Ink*

Error:"ha! Take that squid!!"

Ink:"MEANIE!"

Babymare playing with those animal sound toys

Toy:"the dog goes "woof woof"

Babymare:"I know what sound the dog makes! Let me hear the cow! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!"

Ink:"..I want on-"

Blue:"no."

Me:"ok that's it!"

Nightmare:"HALLELUJAH