(this is meant for angel)

Parker x Alex

Dove: Alright what do we have now?

Angel: Wonder if I'll get to be in one that makes sense.

Parker & Alex: I sure hope so.

Hazel: Uh-

Dove: 💀

Parker: Excuse me?

Alex: I- was referring to myself! As in like I wanna be in one that.. uh.. makes sense.

Parker: Okay?

Angel: Anyways, read the ship Dove!

Dove: Mkay, so it's—

???: Hello everyone!

Parker: Who..

Dove: ..are you?

Hazel: I've never seen you before.

???: Ah, I am—

Lincoln: YO NO WAY!

Luka: Hm?

Lincoln: WHAT'S UP MAN IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOUUUU

???: Lincoln! Hey! Good to see a familiar face here!

Luka: ..familiar?

Lincoln: It's so cool that you're here, Aiden! How'd the other guys even let you come here?

Aiden: Actually, they didn't. I got invited here by some random girl in a hideous red hoodie and I agreed because why the hell not. Of course I asked Detective Shawn and he said no but then the girl beat the shit out of him.

Lincoln: ..What? Shouldn't you.. like.. arrest her?

Aiden: To be fair, he totally deserved it. And so I'm here now.

Luka: Lincoln, who's this?

Lincoln: Oh yeah, everyone introduce yourselves!

Dove: I can start! My name is Dove [undecidedlastname]! I am Hazel's wife.

Angel: Pleasure to meet you. My name is Angel [iforgotherlastname] and I'm Dove's best friend and Parker's wife.

Dove: Oh yeah, Angel's my best buddy pal too!

Angel: Don't push it.

Parker: Name's Parker, and since we're all stating relationships I'm Angel's husband.

Hazel: Hazel, nice to meet you! I'm Dove's wife and Luka's best friend!

Marcus: I'm uh.. Marcus. I'm.. Dove's ex.

Aiden: Ok..

Max: I'm Max, Angel's husband. R Angel, that is.

R Angel: I'm R Angel or just Angel. Max's wife.

Alex: I'm Alex! Angel's good friend.

Luka: I'm Luka. I'm Hazel's best friend and Lincoln's b-

Lincoln: -FRIEND! He's my friend, yeah.

Luka: ...

Aiden: Alright then. I'm Aiden James Red. I am a detective and work alongside Detective Lincoln here. I consider him my partner—

Luka: Wha-?

Aiden: —and my best ally.

Luka: Excuse me, what exactly do you mean by "partner"?

Lincoln: Oh, him and I work on cases together and stuff. We're the Detective Duo.

Aiden: Kindly never say that again.