This is Me (UglyDolls Fanfiction)

The Ugly Truth

Sophia POV:

Owww! I thought as I hit the concrete floor. When I got up I saw everyone heading forward, so I followed. I saw something that looked like a bunch of colorful blobs. They where adorable! After taking a quick look at the blobs, I continued into a Individualization scanner. When I entered, a voice said, "Your name is Sophia, your a Guard/Model." So, I am a guard, and a model? Those two jobs don't really fit together, though. Just then I realized that everyone was screaming and fainting when all the colorful blobs came through the scanners. 

I glanced at the blobs. The pink one had broken the machine. I rushed over and tried to help fix the scanner. Well, no use, I'm not an engineer like mister "I am an individual, just like the rest of you!" I thought in laughter. I made my way to what seemed like the Town Square. I overheard some girl dolls talking about some Lou person. As I made my way over to them, everyone looked at me in disgust. I checked my face for anything. Nothing. Everyone just looked terrified when I passed. I glanced over and then said, "Um... Excuse me, girls? Who's Lou?" They all looked at me in disgust and surprisement at the same time. "Who's Lou? Where you born yesterday?" the pink haired one asked in a British accent. "Um... I was actually born just a minute ago.." I replied, unsure of what I should have said. 

Everyone paused for a moment and then laughed so hard some of them cried a bit. That was the most embarrassing moment of my life so far. "Look, Listen, and learn." they said. A blonde doll was on stage. Woah, talk about people being obsessive about someone! I thought as I saw how crazy they went over him. He sang a song that went like this:

I know you hope to go to the big you-know-where
And you're here to try to earn your ticket there
Better listen now or you haven't got a prayer
Let me break it down, oohIf you want someone to love ya
Hey, you gotta look like me (Like me)
Gotta be flawless, pure perfection, not for shelf (Not a shelf)
And my first impression of ya, as far as I can see (Can see)
Is you simply can't compete with my sweet self (Your sweet self)
Is your hair as thick as mine? (No)
Are your arms as bumped as mine? (No)
Are the moves you got as drop-dead hot as this?
(No, no, they ain't)
Is your profile half this fine? (No)
If not, let me hit you with the bottom line
Got to measure up or you won't get eternal bliss (Ooh)So let me be honest (Honest)
I got to be honest (Honest)
I'm gonna be honest (Ah yeah)
Whether you like it or notYou're much too short (Too short)
You're way too thin (Too thin)
Is that a blemish on your double chin? (Oh man)
Don't ever walk a runway (No)
Or man a kissing booth (Mwah)
You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)
And that's the ugly truthYou ugly, ah ah, you ugly
You ugly, ah ah, you uglyNow perhaps I've just upset ya
But people, let's get real (Get real)
It's the most exclusive club that you want in (Want in)
There's a price to pay, you bet ya
Hey, you gotta look ideal (Ideal)
Or you'll end up in the old recycling bin (Recycling bin)
Is your smile as wide as this? (No)
Are your glutes as tight as this? (No)
Then they'll trash it and they'll
Mash it into glue (Ooh, poor poor you)
It's a flawless? is this
Just one tiny detail, it's a big ol' mess
Oops, oh well, I'm sorry, sayonara, too-da-loo (Ooh)But hey, I can help ya (Oh yeah)
Well, possibly help ya (Oh yeah)
Well, hopefully help ya (Oh yeah)
But most of you, probably notYour head's too small (Too small)
Your neck's too long (Too long)
Your nose starts right but then ends up all wrong (So wrong)
Mm, that tiny freckle (Ugh)
Ooh, that crooked tooth
You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)
And that's the ugly truthU-G-L-Y, face like that, why even try?
U-G-L-Y, ? like triple?
U-G-L-Y, sorry if that makes you cry
You're ugly, so ugly, so
Wait!Look at you, look at you, look at you
I ain't seen nothing like you before
I mean, words fail me, I mean I'm tongue-tied
I mean I'm speechless, baby
What's a thing like you doing in a place like this?
I gotta tell ya, girl, you're pretty (Pretty ugly)And that's the ugly truth
U-G-L-Y, heard your looks?
Yeah, so sorry 'bout the truth
U-G-L-Y, cross my heart and hope to die
Woo, 'cause that's the ugly truth
U-G-L-Y, love to kiss my lunch goodbye
Yeah, you're U-G-L-Y
And that's the ugly truth