LMAOOO I REMEMBER STUFF
*on a camping trip, telling "scary" stories*
(imma just give everyone nicknames)
2DMC: Once, there was a cartographer named Erin. He lived in the UK, and...(bla bla bla introductions)
2DMC: There was also an adventurer, Paul. Paul-
Shroomie: gay
2DMC: ????? No.
Me: gay
Sloth: SHIP
Shroomie: PERIN
2DMC: No! Shut up! Lemme tell the story!
2DMC: One day, Paul and Erin met in the mountains to map out the mountain range.
2DMC: And they set off. Just the two of them-
Sloth: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Everyone: LMAO YES SHIP
2DMC: *almost in tears* iF I MAKE THEM GAY WILL U SHUT UP?!
Everyone: Okay...
(spoiler alert: we did not shut up.)
2DMC: So anyway, they were in the mountains, *with a guide*, Sonic-
Me: pfft- Sonic?
2DMC: I didn't say freakin Sonic!
(later, after like 10 whole minutes of nothing interesting happening in the story)
2DMC: ...and Sonic-
Me: YOU SAID SONIC
2DMC: FINE! WHAT'S HIS NAME, THEN?
Shroomie: parmesan
2DMC: Fine! ...and Parmesan-
(even longer)
2DMC: And then, just as they had reached the peak of the mountain, Parmesan started melting. His skin melted down, turning into lava-
Shroomie: cheese
2DMC: (what the hell...fine) ...turning into...cheese...
2DMC: uh...
2DMC: *suddenly notices that we're not really listening*
Us: *making dirty jokes and shipping the Perin)
2DMC: *cries*
(later)
2DMC: SO BASICALLY Parmesan was the bad guy and he would melt Paul and Erin into lava- or...cheese...
Shroomie: CHEESE CULTIST
Us: wait what about Perin? HOW COULD YOU HAVE KILLED IT!
2DMC: I said it would be canon iF YOU SHUTUP
Sloth: we did...
2DMC: NO YOU DID NOT
(good times)
