"I HAVE SOME NEWS!" I shouted running up to John B, Kie and Pope.
"What's up?" John B asked
"Guess what I just got!!" I exclaimed
"I don't know Y/N. Tell us" Kie replied
"I got $15,000!" I exclaimed
"What?" Pope asked
"$15,000" JJ repeated
"Why?" Pope asked
"Cause my dad is an abusive alcoholic and the police didn't care." I replied casually "and I get an extra $1,000. EVERY MONTH. To look after myself." I explained
"Why so much?' Kie asked
"I don't know. I just accepted it, guess it's cause they would have to give the same to the kooks as well." I laughed
"You can start payin the bills, money will soon go." John B told me
"No thanks, I wanna buy a hot tub!" I told him
"OH MY GOD WE CAN CALL IT THE CATS ASS!" JJ replied
"YES! That's the vibe. And we can get lights and speakers and stuff." I spoke to JJ.
"You two are crazy." Pope told us. We both looked at him confused "only just realised?" I asked.
Later on we where chilling around the fire when we saw a cop car. "Shit, JJ put that out, and hide the beers." I told JJ
"For fuck sakes." He replied
"Shut up I want the money." I told him walking toward the cops.
"Hello sir!" I said as I approached the cops
"Hello Y/N. Here is your compensation, you will be receiving your payment on the first of each month until you turn 18." The officer handed me some cash. In an envelope.
"Thank you." I replied
"I got the money!" I exclaimed running towards JJ, hugging him.
"Sooo we going shopping tomorrow orrr?" JJ asked
"For the first time I can buy stuff! Like a hot tub!' I told JJ
"Sooo who's coming with us?" JJ asked
"No I'm working." Poor replied
"Me too." John B said
"One I don't promote this behaviour, there is lots of better ways to spend your money, such as saving the planet. And two I think you two would have more fun alone." Kie replied.
"What do you mean? The cats ass is a great way to spend money." I told Kie
The next day
Me and JJ took the Twinkie and went into Charleston. We looked around the shops for a while, buying some new clothes and decorations for our hot tub. When we saw the hot tub shop, we ran towards it. When we walked in the workers looked really confused, they had probably never seen a pogue walk into the shop before "we would like your cats assiest hot tub." JJ told the worker
"What?" The worker asked
"Your coolest hot tub, you know like bubbles and lights and shit." I told them
"Umm, we don't really have a 'coolest' hot tub. Although this is the one most commonly bought by young people." The worker told us.
"How much?" I asked
"Umm, $11,500." the worker told us
"We'l take it." I replied
"It's an extra $250 for same day shipping, otherwise it will arrive in 7-10 business days." The worker told us
"Same day shipping please." I told him
"Okay, would you like the full package?" The worker asked
"You know what sure" I replied
"Okay that brings your total to $12,000." He told us "you can go pay at the front desk"
"Okay thank you." We walked over to pay for everything and the cashier looked confused when we gave him $12,000 in cash. But took the money, he probably thought we stole it or it was drug money.
The hot tub was delivered later that day, after me and JJ had set up a bunch of lights and speakers. It looked really pretty.
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Reader x JJ imagines
FanfictionYou and JJ have known each other your entire lives, but as you get older things begin to change in your friendship. Your dads are both abusive which brings you closer together, and JJ always wants to protect you. Contains: language, drug misuse ect...
