The L Files

Heyyyyy ;)

Just one page. Just one page of awesome because I post too much shit. XD

Yooooooo. Yooooouuuuu.

I'm Lakatiel. Yeah yeah, sexy name, sexy person. *rolls eyes playfully*

There's no space on my profile. XD

That current pfp is meh. Yup. I'm flipping you off as usual. ;) Or maybe I'm offering to fuck you - I don't know, man, you tell me XD The cover photo is also me - my my, what an ugly face... I know it is, I'm not "huntin' for likes" or anything.

I'm 17. March 21st. I just about scraped into Aries, haha.

Here's two facts for you:

• I sleep with this hot water bottle. But the hot water bottle has a cover. So, it's practically a stuffed Santa hot water bottle. XD My lil sister didn't know his name when she was younger so we all call him HoHo. I love HoHo! I'm cuddling him right now!! Oh, and, I've never used the hot water bottle. Inside are rolled up pieces of paper with some of my most secret thoughts and worries. I actually took HoHo with me when I ran away from home, aha... So, yeah. I'm cute. :3

• You already know this, but I have a cat onesie. It's all black and has cat ears on the hood and a painted on tail at the back. Like, the cat ears literally stand up. If you look closely at my pfp, you'll see the cat hood. XD I'm always cold so I'm always padding around in my cat onesie, looking like a disorientated Teletubby. XD

Okie. :3

So, I'm British. I sound posh but I'm working class, man. XD People used to think that I was stuck up so I changed the way I speak with certain people. So, for the record, I'm not an idiot. XP I'm smart but I feel awkward talking about my achievements and shit. And I think I graduated high school with some really annoying grades. Nobody tell me my accent is sexy. I get perved on too often.

I'm pansexual. But I normally just say bisexual because not everybody is aware of pansexuals. And it's pretty much the same thing. You identify as a girl? You're a girl, I'll date you. You identify as a guy? You're a guy, I'll date you!

Oh, shit, did I say I was single? Should've said that from the get-go. I am tho. ^_^

Oh, btw, all the people yesterday who commented on Luka's posts, reminding him how much I love him BEFORE I EVEN GOT HOME FROM WORK.... I love you so much. Thank you all so much. I can't even explain how...much gratitude I feel towards you. You ever need me, I've got your back. And the people that helped calm me when I cried out for help.... You're good people. Amazing. Thank you, I have so much love for you. Holler if you ever need me.

I'm a Buddhist. A shit Buddhist, I know. But, I'm still learning about the lifestyle and still determining what I agree with and what I disagree with. I'm still breaking old habits. I'll get there one day.

I'm a pescevegetarian. ⌒.⌒ Spinach or die! No, seriously, I get anaemic so I need to chomp on lottsa spinach, hehe

I'm very sexual, sensual, flirty. I'm sorry. I'll touch YOU all over, sexy, mmmmhm. ;)

Spinaches is a word?!? Fuck, that sounds dopey.

Tell me I'm pissing you off and message yourself for the rest of the day.

I have a veeeeery short temper. I try to control it. That's why people call me a dickhead and a bitch. I'm mean, I'm rude at the best of times. XD

I like to make new friends. ⌒.⌒ I'm scared of the public but I pretend I'm not! I act all confident just so I can get over that fear. I'm not a little kid anymore but the little kid is still there... So PM ME.

I get shy. I get nervous. I can be nice. I can cry. I can be gentle. I can be loving. So, I've got the personality of your god in both the New and Old Testament. XD Calm yo tits, I make jokes like that all the time - I used to be an Atheist. Still am. Buddhism is a way of life, not a religion. I don't worship anyone. Except Oli Sykes.

Bring Me The Horizon is life. End of. And While She Sleeps, Enter Shikari and 30STM. And Paramore. And YouMeAtSix. And all the other bands that brought me here today!

I should end this here... XD If you read all of this, you know I love you, right?