Ella Toone - Funny Moments
Lucy: everything good always dies...
Leah:...
Alessia:...
Ella:...
Keira:...
Y/n:...no wonder you've been around for so long then
Ella: Y/N!
Ella: you're an idiot Y/n
Y/n: be positive Ella
Ella: oh, I'm positive
Alessia: do you have to sing?
Y/n: I sing when I'm happy
Ella: do you have to be happy?
Ella: you're probably one of those beautiful women that doesn't even know it
Y/n: No, I know it.
Alessia: nice try els
Ella: you're standing on thin ice
Y/n:...I'm standing on the floor?
Leah: it's an expression
Y/n: No, it's a carpet
Y/n: alright, what does a yellow light mean?
Ona: [Driving] slow down?
Ella: no, it means 'speed up, red is coming'
Alessia: NO!
Alessia: why would you give her a knife?
Ella: she felt unsafe
Millie: NOW I FEEL UNSAFE!
Y/n: would you like a knife too?
Ella: hey Y/n, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see
Y/n: you know damn well that I'm from Spain
Y/n: you're my girlfriend, not my babysitter
Ella: I should hope not! Babysitters get paid for the shit they go through
Ella: you know what, I'll cook dinner tonight
Y/n: is that a threat?
Alessia: do you ever feel like you're being watched?
Ella: all of the time—
Y/n: yeah, when you look this good you get used to it
Ella: what should I get Y/n for her birthday?
Leah & Alessia: Therapy
Y/n: love is dead. It never existed. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool
Ella: hey Y/n!
Y/n: it's me, I'm the fool.
Alessia: what's an organism again?
Ella: it's when you fold paper to look like birds 'n' shit
Y/n: that's oregano babe
Keira: my brain physically hurts
Y/n: did you just talk down to me?
Leah: don't say it—
Ella: well, I can't exactly talk up to you, can I?
Leah: you had to say it...
Ella: so I've started seeing someone
Millie: like dating—
Alessia: —or hallucinations?
Leah: she kissed you?
Ella: yes
Alessia: and you kissed her back?
Ella: no, I kissed her mouth
Alessia: do you have any favourite movies?
Y/n: yeah, "1917"
Ella: wow, that's a lot
Lucy: did you just call me a bitch?
Y/n: of course not! I would never!
Lucy:...
Y/n: I called you THAT bitch
Ella: there's a difference
Y/n: my father didn't raise me to be a quitter!
Ella: your father didn't raise you at all
Alessia: oh...my...fucking...god...
Ella:Did I lie though?
Millie: Ella!—
Ella: no, didn't think so
Ella: alright, name something that is useless in attack
Y/n: *raises hand*
Ella: very good, anyone else?
Alessia:...
Millie:...
Ona:...
Y/n: I wanna wake up with you for the rest of my life
Ella: I wake up at 5:00am
Y/n:...I wanna go to bed with you for the rest of my life
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England Lionesses One Shots
FanfictionIn which I write one shot stories about the England women's football team (I may throw in a couple of other players from different countries ;) )
